Drop it out of a tall building and watch it smash to the ground. Record the impact on video and watch it in slow motion.
Make it a nest for a small pet.
Overclock it and use it as a heater. Or a stove.
Switch the US/Europe voltage knob while it's running and watch the fireworks.
Transform it to a time machine.
Paint it green and dump it in the river, then report it stolen and get the insurance money.
Dismantle it to tiny pieces so "they" cannot send you subliminal messages through it. Remember to wear a tinfoil hat too.
Empty the case, attach a strap on the top and use it as a shopping bag.
Make it a stylish coffee cup holder (ie. open the CD/DVD tray).
Plant flowers (or other plants of your choice) in it.
Replace the side panels to glass panels, then use it as a fish tank.
Donate it to the poor.
Stash all your porn on it, then blame it on your sister (or any other person of your choice).
Put wheels under it, paint a face in the front. Then start dragging it on a leash to everywhere you go and tell everyone it's your pet.
OK, I'm outta ideas.
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