Yeah so... The title is self-explanatory.

I'll start off with some from "Kung-POW: Enter the Fist" since I've been in the silly mood.

Master Betty: When you girls are done kissing, I've got some ass kicking for you.

Wimp Lo: Ha! Face to foot style, how do you like it?
Chosen One: I'm sure on some planet your style is impressive, but your weak link is: this is Earth.
Wimp Lo: Oh yeah? Then try my nuts to your fist style!

Master Tang: Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... you know, as a joke.

Master Tang: [Voice Over] Ok, so here were my options. (a), quickly duck left, dodge the claw and take him out with a spinning back kick, or (b), take the claw in the face, roll on the ground and die.
[Action resumes, Tang gets hit with the claw]
Master Tang: Hmm, should have gone with (a).

The Chosen One: Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab. (My custom sig is from this line)

"It's a trap!"

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

"David Mills! M-I-L-L-S, fuck off!

clean your shorts! hooonk.

clean your GODDAMNED SHORTS!! honk.


or

SOMEONES GONNA HAV TA GO BACK AN GET A SHITLOAD OF DIMES!!

from the same movie as:

Where da white women at!!

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'That's like telling a Kodiak bear to stop fcking older men.'

"Sunny was right, the working man is a chump" ~ A Bronx Tale

"I KICKASS FOR THE LORD!!!!" Reverend killinG zombies in 'Braindead'.

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Game overman! Gameover! - aliens

"Do you mind if I do a J"

"oh, so hes racially...cool?"

"Im just gonna go find a cash machine..."

"He fixes the cable?"

"Now, could I get the 10 grand in cash? You see, and Ill have to check with my accountant, but Im concerned this could bump me up into a higher tax bracket..."

quote:

Originally posted by enferno Game overman! Gameover! - aliens

Hudson rocks!

They're coming outta the walls. They're coming outta the goddamn walls, we're fucked!

We're on an express elevator to hell - going down!!!









I say we grease this rat-fuck, son of a bitch right now.

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Do you know who I am? I'm a big fan of radio control
-Love Liza

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"You know why I pulled you over? Littering."

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btw kickass thread idea