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Fulham FC players are stupid
| quote: | A PANICKING Fulham soccer star phoned the club’s Mr Fixit — asking for help with his GOLDFISH.
French defender Alain Goma, 32, asked Mark Maunders to rush to his home to help him with a “big problem.”
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But when player liaison officer Mark arrived, an anguished Alain pointed at a fish bowl and said: “It’s my goldfish — they’re swimming in the wrong direction.”
On another occasion Mark was called to help the West London club’s French midfielder Fabrice Fernandes, 25 — who complained that he kept waking in the morning with a wet head.
When he investigated he found the dopey star was sleeping by a window that was left open when it rained.
Mark even had to rescue Latvian star Andrejs Stolcers, 30, from London Underground’s Lost Property department.
He told FourFourTwo magazine: “His bag was gone and he’d lost his passport, wallet and keys. I had to collect him, take him home, give him some cash, cancel his cards and change all the locks on all his doors. He was helpless.”
Mark added: “We’ve had players come from Japan, Latvia, Cameroon and Senegal, so you want to help them integrate.” |
good job they can kick a football around, cos they don't have brains 
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