"Ehhh in eh Khazakstan order to vote is like ehhhh....Man, donkey, dog, and then you have the womens!"

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

i seen one when...well i can't remember what he was doing, but it was funny, that i remember.

(Borat is with a cheerful policeman)

Borat - You are English Policeman?

Policeman - Yes

Borat - Hello

(Borat proceeds to kiss the policeman on both cheeks)

Borat - Do you believe in the hunt?

Policeman - I have to remain impartial with my views.

Borat - Because you are English Policeman! The greatest police in the force!

Policeman - And they say, "Everything is cricket", in England. Don't they?

Borat - Everything is cricket? This is cricket?

Policeman - No no no. It's just a saying, just a saying.

Borat - They play?

Policeman - Cricket?

Borat - Yes, cricket.

Policeman - Cricket is a gentleman's sport and everyone has the right to be gentlemen in England, as such.

Borat - And they play cricket today?



Policeman - No no no. I am confusing you now. Forget the cricket side of things. It's just a saying anyway.

Borat - And people they protest against the cricket?

Policeman - Forget the cricket! It's just a saying. I just said, "Cricket". It has nothing to do with the hunting.

Borat - So why did you say it?

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Originally posted by ******** Seplling don't demonstrate intelligence and educatoin - knowing does.

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^^^

i remember that:

'Last night i f**ck my wife'

' I just have big shit'

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If i could only post the link to a site where you can find pretty much any ali g/borat episode... but it's not allowed on this board :/

but if you feel like talking about animals, feel free to drop me a pm!

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Originally posted by Streakfury

THATS the one i was talking about...

"...but she was a niiiice, high five!"
"my sister she is a prostitute" "why is she a prostitute?" "she like to make a money, high five! she is goood! i know!"

"I am very strong physique and I can hold a very large woman down for 3 hours...I am strong, I can throw rock at a gypsy from 15 metres. 10 metre if I am chained up."

Borat crash tackles Pamela Anderson at the wedding of her dogs.

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Los Angeles - Sacha Baron Cohen aka Ali G was dunked in the sea by Pamela Anderson's bodyguards - after rugby-tackling the actress at her dogs' wedding. The Ali G star was dressed as his other creation, Kazakhstani TV journalist Borat, when he pulled the stunt. Cohen, 33, in trunks, leather jacket and Village People-style cap, emerged from the surf on an inflatable turtle. His rugby tackle sent Pam, 38, hurtling to the sand on the beach at Malibu, California. Concerned security men grabbed the comedian and dragged him into the sea. Pam was presiding over the nuptials of her goldern Retriever Star to Chihuahua Luca

Gold!

dood, thats amazing.

I can't get over the fact that Pamela Andersonhad a wedding for her dogs.

WTF?