there once was a man called dom
who could do great limericks
but i can't, so piss off
happy birthday, going to waste one of my 300 free texts a month sending u this (and hopefully waking you up too lol) have a good un matey
Oct-22-2005 09:28
mentalbarter
We Are Scientists
Registered: May 2002
Location: Newcastle
Now you're old. All your songs have been sung,
And worse yet, all your springs have been sprung.
Could you go around twice,
You should heed the advice
Of all realtors, "Get lots while you're young."
happy b'day
(heather covers her eyes)
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All the weekend rockstars in the toilets
Practicing their lines
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Somewhere where it's raining
There once was a woman called carolina
She was worried about the shape of her vagina
Gerald who was very formal
said it wasnt in the least bit abnormal
But derek said it looked like the great wall of China
A circus midget named Pitts
Was subject to passionate fits;
But his pleasure in life, was to suck off his wife
While he swung, by his knees, from her tits.
Happy birthday Dom, you Natalie Portman addict!
Oct-22-2005 10:21
robin
OMGTTFOWTISFBIDK
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Almere
Happy birthday once again
Oct-22-2005 11:21
Nell
sure thing
Registered: Feb 2001
Location: Newcastle , England
happy bday malaka!
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Oct-22-2005 11:38
Streakfury
Angrily Running Naked
Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension
Lol thanks everyone. I'm gonna give everyone an 8/10 for their limericks, coz they made me laugh.
I wanna say happy birthday to Robin, coz his Birthday is today and he didn't get a thread (that I saw), so happy bday Robsey!
And also my nan, who's 71 today lol.
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Oct-22-2005 13:18
DarkAngel
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: .
Happy birthday to the Supreme Natalie Portman addict.
