I WANT MY TWO MINUTES BACK

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quote:

Scott has been introduced to the rave scene, and Ecstasy, by Craig. The two of them go out on the weekends, with some of Craigs friends, and stay up all night, dancing in a drug-fueled trance.

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"Fundamental is a Robot that travels on Two Rollers, is Powered by Angry Bees, and has Dodgy Steering and Slogans Painted on the Side.

Force: 4
Handling: 3
Weaponry: 0"

Awww, I suck as a robot.

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www.ambiamusic.com

"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

quote:

glostx is a Robot that is fitted with a Gatling Gun, can Sidestep Attacks, is Completely Motionless, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster

powered by a hamster.
wtf.

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thesuperglo - Flaming Popsicle [June 2007 Promo](full-on/dark/goa)

dinoXpress is a Large Robot that walks on Four Spindly Legs, fires Six-Inch Nails, is fitted with Twin Airbags, and requires a Lightning Strike to get it started.


Force: 9
Handling: 1
Weaponry: 2

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

floorfiller is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Bulldozer Blade and a Single-Shot Rocket, runs on Kitchen Scraps, is Entirely Automated, and can Jump Small Distances.

When attacking:-

Force: 9
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 5

Greg is a Tiny Robot that plays Ice-Cream-Van Music, has Two Bicycle Wheels, and is Powered and Controlled by a Hamster.

Force: 1
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 0

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

Looks like Floorfiller-bot is kicking the most arse so far.

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"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

{b.s.e.} is a Robot that is fitted with a Water Cannon, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Sharp Corners, and runs on a Car Battery.
vs
wicked neo Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 2

wicked neo is a Robot that is fitted with an Electron Ram and a Welding Torch, is covered with Corporate Logos, makes Buzzing Noises, runs on a Single Watch Battery, and slithers like a Snake.

When attacking:-

Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3

Water Attack!


When defending against {b.s.e.}:-

Force: 5
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 2
{b.s.e.} wins!

Toss Up:

monkeyface is a Robot that has One Enormous Wheel, runs on Alcohol, jams Radio Transmissions, is Very Slow, and scatters Ball Bearings behind it.


When defending against floorfiller:-

Force: 11
Handling: 7
Weaponry: 5

monkeyface wins!

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.

Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3

{b.s.e.} is a Robot that is fitted with a Water Cannon, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base and Sharp Corners, and runs on a Car Battery.
vs
floorfiller Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 5

floorfiller is a Robot that walks on Three Spindly Legs, is fitted with a Bulldozer Blade and a Single-Shot Rocket, runs on Kitchen Scraps, is Entirely Automated, and can Jump Small Distances.

When attacking:-

Force: 7
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 3

Water Attack!


When defending against {b.s.e.}:-

Force: 5
Handling: 8
Weaponry: 6

{b.s.e.} wins!

I kill3d j00

Carl Cox

Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4

Carl Cox is a Robot that is fitted with Twin Airbags, an Electric Drill and Rotating Blades, runs on Solar Power, and slithers like a Snake.


When attacking:-

Force: 6
Handling: 6
Weaponry: 4

vs


Dave Dresden

Force: 4
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 8

Dave Dresden is a Robot that is fitted with a Death Ray and a Gatling Gun, has a Nodule-Covered Truncated-Cone Base, and runs on Petrol.


When defending against Carl Cox:-

Force: 4
Handling: 5
Weaponry: 8


Carl Cox wins!

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Fortuna Favet Fortibus.