D-res
Hangin from Sagan's uvula

Registered: May 2004
Location: Milwaukee, WI
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suicide
so i'm on the beltline on my way home from madison last night driving in the middle lane when out of the fog i see a shadow of a fat man. this fat man was just standing there in the fast lane sort of shifting his weight from one foot to the other waiting to get him. the cop behind me quickly slowed down to turn on his lights and be like.."yo st00pid" but i didnt get to see that part as i flew past at like 65mph, missing him by no more than 8 feet.
i woulda shat myself if he grew some balls, sprouted a dick and jumped in front of me.
btw suicide ftl
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