Ok, well I've been thinking about going out to Ibiza to work this summer and luckilyyy made a contact @ pacha and am pretty sure I could get a secure job out there fairly easily. He just asked me what relevant experience I have, and it's not like i don't know what to say, i just want to say something that might get me a positon sliiiiightly above the server or promoter position. I won't lie, but there's nothing wrong with bending the truth...

Any ideas of what to say?

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tell them you are the black security guy from A Night at the Roxbury!!!

or even better, yes.. tell them you have the whole line from Kevin & Perry Go Large memorized!!! haha legendary

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ALFI - BOHICA - DJ MIX (Stream+Dropbox)

tell them you dont smoke massive amounts of pot...

Don't lie.

They'll end up finding out somehow and you don't want to risk that!

Give them my phone number and I will be a reference for you:

1800 Xenogoatsex

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Originally posted by Frenchie Don't lie. They'll end up finding out somehow and you don't want to risk that!

I never said lie!

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What kind of job are you going for? The 'relevant experience' ( ) should relate to that, rather than just general info.

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Originally posted by Sushipunk What kind of job are you going for? The 'relevant experience' ( ) should relate to that, rather than just general info.

That's the thing... I'm not sure what sort of jobs are available but want the best one possible

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Originally posted by Allied Nations That's the thing... I'm not sure what sort of jobs are available but want the best one possible

Fuck, that's a tough one then. I see your dilemma.

Does your contact own a club, or a bar, or a restaurant, or...something else? That could help narrow it down.

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oh i misread.. i thought it said security job haha.. ok my bad,.. maybe that puts my previous post in some sort of centext

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Fuck, that's a tough one then. I see your dilemma. Does your contact own a club, or a bar, or a restaurant, or...something else? That could help narrow it down.

He owns pacha NYC

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say you work/study digital media and shizzle and you could help with hall decorating, light installations anything creative or the likes