I always wanted a pet mermaid.

A...but only if mermaids have vaginas, even if it's a "mermaid vagina."

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1 has only a mouth. the other has a vagina and a fish mouth

logic

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shit, i'd probably be so hungry i'd cook em both

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Give me a mermaid.

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Originally posted by SuspicionVandit 1 has only a mouth. the other has a vagina and a fish mouth logic

Would you stick your dick in a fish mouth? Never know, they may give good head...put I don't think it would be worth risking it, they got some sharp teeth.

the mermaid so i can send her to get fish for food or swim and get some help, lol.

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Originally posted by inconspicuous AndreaCKY772. just. so. dumb.

i'd take the mermaid top half human... she has to poop therefore she has a mouth and a p00per= p00per sex

the mermaid. atleast she could give u a blow job and other priveleges and it would still be not disgusting.

i mean how can u fuck a fish with legs and not want to stab yourself in the process

top half. her mouth can substitute for the bottom