Okay everyone post your story of you being realy realy drunk

Okay ill start with a nice long story..

A friend and i went to a local cafe.. we had some drinks.. We had like 6 safari's all quickly after each other. That friend of mine had a girl at that time (but she was on a vacation). A (female) friend of his girlfriend started "hitting" on him. She was touching his leg etc.. you know the stuff.. Then she got pushed and emptyd her drink over us.. I got pissed and threw my drink in her face.. Well she didnt realy like that.. I dunno why. Ah well she is a bitch anyways But another friend told us to come by his house cause his parents were away and he wasnt going partying this weekend. So we did It was 2 o clock.. we woke up the entire neighbourhood hehe. And he let us in. We drank some "long-drink" glasses with Pisang..The whole time we were sitting and talking.. with some music on the background. But than his parents came home.. *oops* well we got thrown out of the house. And we had to ride home (on our bikes cause we arent that stupid to drive) Man.. i hit a metal gate.. my friend hit a tree and a gutter. Well we managed to get to our favourite stopping place. SO we did.. BAD IDEA.. we were sitting on a bench. My friend had to puke (sissy :-) We tried to walk but than we noticed we could only crawl LoL.. well actually thats not funny cause it realy realy sucked LoL.. We took our bikes and started hangin on them and trying to walk. My friend got home.. But i had to walk a little bit further up that K2 hill.. (actually its a bridge but i sure as hell looked like the K2) Well i FINALLY Got home.. I opened the door. Fell over our dogs.. I got in my room.. I tryd to close the curtains but ripped them off the wall and i thought what the hell i jumped on my bed and started spinning Eventually i fell asleep. Oh yeah the 2 upcomming days werent all that good

Thats my story

Hope you enjoyed it Remember Alcohol is good

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Ok here's mine

yeah so this one night i decided to go out with a girlfriend of mine, were both underage..stupid law, so we went to a friend of hers house. We were sittin there, knocking back shot after shot, im small but man when i get going, theres no stoppin. My cerfew just flys by, like nothin. Then my pants started shaking...lol...my pager was going off. Of course, its my mum, lol!!! I turned it on silent. After the booze was gone we started home. She had no where to go so i said she could stay with me. She was puking all over, so we stayed outside till she finished. It looked like the house was dark so i started the climb to the third floor.(stacked up the picknick tables on the porch, and climbed the pegs me and my bro put in the house for that exact reason..lol) yeah so we are totally trashed climbing the house and by some merical we make it to the second floor. i look at my friend and she looks to be turning a bit green so i lead her to the side of the house and she pukes over the side right onto my moms totally anal flower garden, (she spends more time in that garden than i do here on ta..lol) not only did she puke on the garden but my mom was out having a cig and got her covered in it! I laughed so hard i slipped, fell off the roof and fractured two bones in my leg. i didnt feel a thing! I did soon after my dad walked out though, man did we hear it that night!!!!

thats it....awesome topic!!!! i got many more stories if anyone cares.....lol!!!!

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Thats funny, puking on ur friends mother isnt a good idea then...

Me and a friend went camping in france last year (thats the pic i posted) and we got absolutly wrecked EVERY night... well we decided it would be fun to invent a drinking game to beat the french doods at (they are all lightweights...). The game we invented involved placing a bottle of Pastis and various other alcohol on a tabletennis table, and basically the idea is u play tabletennis and when u hit a bottle u drink some. We must have played this for hours and we were completely fucked, so we decided to have a couple of spliffs. We went up to the swimming pool and rolled a phat one, and nicolas the camp-site owner came along... stashing everything in pockets we dashed for our lives, one of the french doodz and me fell in the pool on the way. So we ran/squelched up this hill and we didnt have a clue where we were. We sat down and pondered what to do.. a couple of them decided to go back and try and find their way, i couldnt be bothered with that, so me and my friend and this one wet french dood stayed. My friend turned round and saw this big fuck-off hill behind us and decided in a drunken stupor it would be funny to challenge me to climb this bastard. If u know me, then u know im up for pretty much anything when im drunk, so i took the challenge. I somehow managed to get to the top without killing myself, but the way down was a different matter. i fell about half way down, and rolled the rest of the way through viscious spikey bushes and trees. I woke up about 10 minutes later, smoked the rather bent but amazingly still in tact jinga and fell asleep. I woke up about 4 am and realised, i was about 40 metres from our tent... so i crawled/hobbled with bleeding legs back to it and kippered outside the front.

not as good as sugarbeans but hey...

Peace

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MUGGETS

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Originally posted by tu_face not as good as sugarbeans but hey...

We all have our moments...lol

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lol.. once.. going to Hanover Grand, London about 2-3 years ago when they actually played trance..
i think i got um... utterly smashed? lol yep.. thats the term.. at about 5 am.. came out of there, and proceeded to finding a bus to go home..
I saw a 2p coin in the middle of the road (apparantly), and then made a lunge for it when a bus decided to come plowing through..
and APPARANTLY.. a friend "saved my life" lol.. then..
upon gettin home (Friend's place).. i apparantly decided to go and attack his dog with an umbrella??
then ummm after that i just toppled over and went to sleep.. lol

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HAHAHAHA
Wish I had stories like that

Ok this is from last night....ie MONDAY. I am sitting in my room at 9 at night, minding my own business, half assedly doing my Swedish homework when all of the sudden my roommate and 5 of his friends bust in. I all too quickly realized it was 'like that' and the drinking soon commenced. I managed to finish up a little work but I was unable to take the sobriety much longer. I had some wodka left so i figured i could part with several shots of potatomahol just to stay consistent with the overall drunken vibe. Bad idea. Things continued, I didn't drink much more for awhile, but they certainly did. The noise was recockulous. I had a hard time believing that the cops weren't gonna bust us for noise and subsequently booze. -This is a dorm room mind you - some more people show up and everyone is pretty fucking smashed, well except for me, so I took 2 more shots of their rum hehe. I had to get up early the next morning so i knew i couldnt overdo it, but everyone else WAS. They killed several 40s, a liter of rum and god knows what else in the span of about an hour and a half. They were so gone. They needed more booze. They found a fifth of malibu and made short work of it. Things are enitrely out of control at this point. There is punching, hollering, listening to music, and other debauchery going on so i slip out to have a cigarette. Bad me yes, I shouldnt have done this and not simply cause of cancer. I am enjoying my cancer stick outside, its quiet, and there was a nice discussion of fake ids and NYC occurring. I am nearing sleepytime, and I believe that everyon is about to move to another dorm soon. My happiness is shattered when i get up to the room to see the screen missing from my window and kids hollering out. Not good. I then learn that they have thrown part of my bed out the window as well and it is largely unretrievable. I.e. on a roof three stories up. I may be able to get this back, but if not ill get raped in the ass on penalty charges - and i already have and incident from throwing water balloons out another window pending..... Thankfully they left tho. Later my roommate comes back smashed beyond belief, he has a 4 o clock class today he wont make it to. Mumbling and stumbling with mud and other shit on his pants he informs me that they stole some of my booze as well....******s. I cant get entirely pissed yet because i am not in trouble. Plus he was so drunk i took some money from his wallet, and ill get more from him when hes awake again. This is my lesson for anyone that thinks just cause people are drinking on a monday you should as well. It really isnt the best idea. but then again quoting a humorous animated show: "There's a time and a place for everything....and it's called college." Blah. peace.

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Originally posted by Henkie_henk Then she got pushed and emptyd her drink over us.. I got pissed and threw my drink in her face.. Well she didnt realy like that.. I dunno why. Ah well she is a bitch anyways Thats my story Hope you enjoyed it Remember Alcohol is good

LMFAO!! Right on Henkie! I have too done that before. Strawberry dacari on a boys white shirt for grabbing my ass!

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Right, you need to hear this! As you should know I live in rural South West Scotland in a village called Ecclfechan, 7 miles away from Lockerbie (you've all heard of there haven't you???). Back in October 97, me and a group of my friends went along to this farm that made it's own wines, somebody had told us that they had left them outside! When we finally got along at about 8:00 pm in the evening we found them in boxes! So we stole two boxes of six bottles each (there were 5 of us). So we had 12 bottles between each of us. It was disgusting table wine shit, but we sat in the farm woods and drunk as much as we could and one of the girls I was with was in about 20 minutes being sick all over the place! And by the time I we had finished it all, I was int the worst state I've ever been in my whole bloody life. After one bottle, two of my friends said they weren't feeling well nd went home! So this left me and my (at the time) girlfriend still with 7 full bottles left. I was already drunk as fuck but we decided to drink as much as we could. So me and her finished another two bottles, leaving us with five left. And by this time I was getting the bad feeling, I was about to throw up! I was sick all over the place, then about 10 minutes later my girlfriend was sick as well. But we still had 5 full bottles left. By this point it was about 11:00 pm and we both felt like shit and thought we wanted to go home! But we didn't know what to do with the rest of the bottles, whether to drink them or just to leave them. We decided that we'd drink one more between us, and by the time we'd finished that about 12:00 pm we could hardly even walk. We attempted to walk home but I, on the way staggered into a hedge and fell. The next minute, I saw the lights of a car coming along and I thought "Oh shit, we're fucked"! But I managed to get up and we ran across a field of cattle over to woods on the other side. At this point we both collapsed down and fell asleep in the woods, only to wake up at 5:00 am with my mouth feeling all dehydrated. At this point, I was worried what I'd say to my parents when I got in! I fell back to sleep and woke up about 11:00 am. When I got home I said I was staying at my girlfriends house and my parents just accepted that (Thank God) and my girlfriend used the same excuse. A few days later I went back to the woods and got one of the bottles! I've kept it full and still have it till this day as a souvineir of Saturday October 11th 1997! A date to remember!

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Originally posted by Sugarbean LMFAO!! Right on Henkie! I have too done that before. Strawberry dacari on a boys white shirt for grabbing my ass!

haha bye bye to that white shirt..
I once got slapped in the face for touching a girls ass.. Wel at least she thought i did it.. But i didnt do it.. Should have done it though i do get slapped but dont even get to touch any aaah well.. No now for real i never do that shit.. Unless she is wilingly or just did the same thing to me

Back in the day...at my friends high school grad party I got a little too familiar with his Uncle's Mixed drinks, which proved to be more intoxicating then at first taste. The last thing I remember was his Mom coming over to the fireplace as I was falling asleep, and said "let's go Steve, you can sleep in Sean's room" I began to stand up and walk, but fell over and started barfing all over the place...then blackness set in....hehe.

I woke up the next morning...all the way in the house, up the stairs, on the top bunk bed, sleeping on my friend Sean's bb Gun! Also, with me in the bed was dried puke...oh so nasty! Sorry, but I had to expalain the full story.

Other drunk events of that night included me spinning around on the roof of someones car (and denting it in), and dancing like Pee-Wee Herman in Pee-Wee's Big Adventure on the railing of my friends Deck. I will never live that moment down...lol!

Peace,
Steve

I got drunk one time.