I was working out today wearing my gray sweats which I wear like 50 percent of the time and I get this epiphany – I’m like, “gosh, I wonder if I have a huge buttsweat streak down the crack of my ass?” This was at the end of my workout. So I go into the bathroom and do that, “look over the shoulder at my ass” pose where you kind of stand one foot on its tiptoe. What the FUCK do you know? A huge dark streak of sweat right down my ass. It looks like I shit myself violently. I’m in there fanning it off like, how do I leave? As I walk out everyone will see it!! I even tried to like tuck the sweaty part between my butt cheeks to hide it as I walked out (all the while waiting for someone to burst into the bathroom) but to no avail. Then I realized I must have walked out of there, to the delight of the folks working the front desk, like 500 times with that skunk streak down my ass. So I just walked out like, “Fuck you, don’t judge me *snaps fingers*”

Anyway I guess the point is I’m never wearing gray sweats to the gym again. And I’m very angry with my bro for never telling me about this.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m proud of my butt sweat, it proves I’m working out hard but man it’s kind of gay looking when you see it. Why did it take so long for me to realize this? Am I retarded?

Its called "swamp ass"

Wear underarmour underwear..or similar products

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yea thats one of the reasons i never gray sweats, when i work out. Most of the time i'll just wear my basketball shorts, and that works just fine.

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag Its called "swamp ass" Wear underarmour underwear..or similar products

I'm just going to wear black pants, the under armor shit is too confining. It's like a ball penitentiary.

I personally only wear that tight stuff when working out, other than that its Underarmour boxer brief things..

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Originally posted by Ripped Bag I personally only wear that tight stuff when working out, other than that its Underarmour boxer brief things..

I will take this advice under consideration. Thanks meng!

Why is Under Armour so expensive?

edit // Never mind, someone told me it was expensive. Upon doing my own research it is in fact, not.

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Originally posted by bas Why is Under Armour so expensive?

It's made from magical fairy hair!

*slaps Bas in the face giggling then flies off into the sunset*

uhhh yeah dude why do you think I wear BLACK sweats

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Originally posted by Orbax uhhh yeah dude why do you think I wear BLACK sweats

Because it masks the utter lack of definition you have in your legs?

whereas grey accentuates your ass sweat. Good point.

dude i dont get the sweat lines, but eh like when i play tennis my ass gets all sweaty and its weird as hell.