lol i know im not the only that has done this


late night gym fitness with those russian models and the 1800-888-8888 numbers that they try to make you call ftw

my stepmoms silky panties..

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cars

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee cars

The movie or just some real cars?

Also:

KRAMER: Hey, Georgie.

JERRY AND ELAINE: Hi.

(George sits down next to Elaine - opposite Kramer)

JERRY: (To George) What's the matter?

GEORGE: (Slowly shakes his head) My mother caught me.

JERRY: "Caught" you? Doing what?

GEORGE: You know. (All three give him blank stares) I was alone..

ELAINE: (Making a face of surprise) You mean..?!

GEORGE: (Nods) Uh-huh.

KRAMER: (Laughing) She caught you?

(Elaine laughs with Kramer)

JERRY: Where?

GEORGE: (Not really wanting to embellish) ..I stopped by the house to drop the car off, and I went inside for a few minutes.. Nobody was there - they're supposed

to be working. (Jerry and Elaine look at each other - enjoying the story) My mother had a Glamour magazine, I started leafing through it..

JERRY: "Glamour"?

(Kramer and Elaine laugh slightly)

GEORGE: ..So, one thing lead to another..

real cars. me driving them more specifically.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee real cars. me driving them more specifically.

So you were multitasking?

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Originally posted by MrJiveBoJingles So you were multitasking?

With her vagina.

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lol

im just gonna leave it at that. u guys already think i'm neurotic enough.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

Actually, jerking off while driving is hardly something that a neurotic person would do.

I did it earlier tonight. Fine way to pass the time, IMO.

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no dude i dont masturbate while driving.

nevermind.


that's funny though cuz the last guy i dated admitted to me that he jerks off sometimes on his ride to work (he has a long highway drive like 2 hours almost) and i died laughing when he told me this. i thought it was hilarious. i was like, "where do u cuM?" and he was like "i have a shirt i wipe it up with".

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quote:

Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone