Rules of the Toddler

1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours
in any way.
6. If I'm doing or building something, all the
pieces are mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

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god damn i hate toddlers

hhahahha very true

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the first few minutes may be very disornating...remember to stay clam and focused...insticts could play a very important part here...so trust us..

that must be so tiring if you have toddlers and have to say "no, put that back" etc ALL the time

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Mayibuye Africa!Viva Mexico - Hasta la Chingada!Malaysia I will be there

there also the rules of my 12 year old sister, one day ill strangle her

Toddlers and Children are our future...There can be a pain , just give em a Spank, !!"

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

i hate little kids..especially when they get in that brat stage around 4-10 years old...ughhhhhhh you wanna kick em in the face

that's just a matetr of raising them the right way innit

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Mayibuye Africa!Viva Mexico - Hasta la Chingada!Malaysia I will be there

We're just born into this world to live--to eat, drink, sleep, work, play, worship, etc etc...--because what else is there for man than what he's been given under the sun? So let it be. Let it be.

I think it's pretty much scientific opinion that children become invariably annoying after they are babies and are never able to recaptue their 'awwwwwwww' factor.