This is some shit my friend send me by email...
interesting records...
MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED
Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in Los
Angeles in July 1991.
LONGEST PUBES
Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits and 28
inches from her vagina.
MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH
Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation, completely insert a
lubricated American football into her vagina.
ZIT POPPING
In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and projected
a detectable amount of yellow pus a istance of 7ft 1 inch.
WORST DRINK
The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk is
Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribes men on their wedding night and
consists of a small amount of still-warm, very recently attained bull semen.
It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.
MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL
This is available from a few select bars in New York. It contains tomato
juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of french mustard and a dash of
lime. It is not mixed, but serveded with a tampon (unused )instead of a
cocktail umbrella and is known as a **** Pump'.
GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of sememinal
fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height (12ft 4in) and the
greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
LONGEST TURD
The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a
'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was officially
measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134 washrooms in his
state.
MOST PROLONGED FART
Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an officially
recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.
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