I saw this posted at another board so I thought i would post it here

Funny shit :

People We Hate...!?!

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Dick when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ars*e to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "It's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No tosser, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".
Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.


8. When people say "life is short".
What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing there, Knobhead?

10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? Ears, Wellington boots?

11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?'
No it's really revolting I always eat shit I hate.

12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'Are you alright?'.
Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

Bastards !



LMFAO

___________________
linktr.ee/lostlegend

quote:

Originally posted by Bren-F 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Dick when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ars*e to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'Are you alright?'. Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off.

k i do these things. common sense if you ask me....

yea i hate people like that

___________________
the first few minutes may be very disornating...remember to stay clam and focused...insticts could play a very important part here...so trust us..

___________________
http://www.myspace.com/SweetzCheryl34

Tip:
Never eat in an ethnic restaurant in which no people of that ethnicity are eating.

I know they're usually just converstation starters and all but when you look at them they are really stupid...people should think more before they speak. I work at a drug store, I always get the "can I ask you a question?"...I just smile and try not to say "looks like you just did" back to them.

ROFL
comedy in itself

___________________


Found Atlantis - Mixography [mix archive/mokumentary/my soul]?
i writed a song.

quote:

Originally posted by Bren-F 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

___________________


Uncredible Haak on Soundcloud
Uncredible Haak - September 2008 mix

~SGD

not really a funny one but i hate it when youre watching a movie and someone comes in an asks "what happned" if you really wanted to know that bad you shoulvde f*cking been there. its even more annoying when they watching it with you, and ask you questions about the movie....its like "are you a moron or something?"

___________________

how dull,
lacky every aspect of humor possible

___________________

After cleaning a window people might say "Oh, it's so clean I can see my reflection in it!"..

The idea of a window is so you can see through it. If you want to see your reflection then buy a damn mirror!!! Clowns...

___________________

"I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again."

quote:

Originally posted by Bren-F 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my Dick when I ask where the toilet is?...

LMFAO! This one really made me laugh!

quote:

12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering.....It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks........... Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you McTosser.

haha, so true! I get this all the time. Mc<--Donnalds staff are so useless!

___________________


[font size="-2"]text[/font]

"The only thing I'm high on is Love for my Son and Daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need."
-Marge Simpson