i know my wittle porky is feeling down and i want to make him smile so would you guys help me please???????? i know he has lots of friends here!! just do something or anything to make him smile (pics, jokes, compliments, naked pics etc etc..anything!)..that's all i ask..

and dont ask me why he's down..cuz i dont know..i just know he needs some cheering up so would you guys help me pwease??????????????

ok me first:

Pork, if i could, i would fly up to chicago and watch you dance like a chicken to deep dish all over again!

You know my favorite DJ is pvd...YOU KNOW IT!
HE OWNS! and when i saw him spin, i shat on myself!

i plan to mail my panties to you for christmas..what cha think??

DID ANY OF THIS MAKE YOU SMILE?

Some pig to pig talk:

Oink oink, o!nk, oInk, Oink, oinK!? OInk, o1nk, 0ink!?

We really need a pig smiley

Hey Porky, I brought you a hooker!!!

i want panties too

the infamous pork is feeling sad ?

my nan just lit up one to keep you smiling

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Keep it clean,
Keep it green..

*hugs* Me love you Porky!!!

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The cruelest lies are often told in silence

wtf pork. how can you be feeling down? turn that frown upside down!

/me gives porkz a bottle of bbq sauce for christmas

Pork! FEEL BETTER man! Fuck feeling shitty because it's not worth it. Waste of time (I know, I had a year of it once). Just get out and party and drink with some good friends, then all the crappy shit will just disappear.

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

BEEF!

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maybe he has yellow teeth and he doesnt want to smile until he buys more Crest white strips.

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The father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies / While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park / Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums / The music and medicine you needed for comforting / So make all your fat, fleshy fingers fingers to moving / And pluck all your silly strings and / Bend all your notes for me and / Soft silly music is meaningful, magical / The movements were beautiful / All in your ovaries / All of them milking with green fleshy flowers / While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines, / Smelling of semen all under the garden / Was all you were needing when you still believed in me.

thx guys... all the love, i feel special

some of you guys know me some not.
but i've been working as a network engineer for Cable & Wireless for the past 2 years, and just recently was promoted to a consultant for bestbuy.com, one of our clients.

i guess i'm not one to hide my thoughts or feelings and as a result i got fired today as C&W are undergoing massive layoffs in america.

i'm upset b/c i got ousted by my supervisor of 2 years whom i never respected and always fighted with.

i guess it's an experience learned. in the corporate world you have to play your cards and play the politics right. if that includes kissing ass then so be it, but i've never been one to do it

i'm a bit depressed but i think i'm strong enough to weather this setback and come back strong.

Pork

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hello thar

Last edited by Porky on Dec-08-2002 at 20:23