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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike
Futurama. Fucking genius of program. |
word!
gotta love zapp brannigan with his ultimate pick-up lines and everlasting words of wisdom:
"i find the most sensual part of a woman is the boobies."
"if i said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?"
"the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. have sex with them, and you're in."
"kif, i have made it with a woman... inform the men!"
"captain's journal stardate april 13th. point 2: we have failed to uphold brannigan's law; however, i did make it with a hot alien babe [pause] and in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? [long pause] kif, I'm asking you a question."
"she's a beautiful ship, all right. shapely, seductive. i'm gonna fly her brains out."
"brannigan's law is like brannigan's love - hard and fast."
(after being repeatedly raped by the amazonian women) "please we need rest. the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised."
"if you so much as glance at another woman, i'll be all over leela like a fly on a pile of very seductive manure."
"you'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? you've been smoking some bad granola."
"that young man fills me with hope... and some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing."
"...and like all my plans, it's so simple an idiot could have devised it!"
kif: that new recruit is phenomenal, sir.
zapp: yes, he edged out my old mark by 2 seconds. and 16 minutes. and 12 hours... i do plan to finish some day, kif.
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards... checkmate!"
"in the game of chess you can never let your opponent see your pieces."
"you win again, gravity!"
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Last edited by Noisician on Nov-22-2003 at 23:39
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Family Guy Vs. Futurama Vs. The Simpsons
where can I find all these quotes, I need a good laugh 
