Nothing beats the fag from work who had me for KK and got me a penis shaped candy cane (which I promptly broke over his head... the poof almost got me fired)

Not to dampen the christmas spirit, I'm sure everyones had a present they'd much love to part with or bash over the giver's head

DO SHAREEE as this amuses me

ps. if you've had an awesome pressie, share that too

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Originally posted by rez Nothing beats the fag from work who had me for KK and got me a penis shaped candy cane (which I promptly broke over his head... the poof almost got me fired)

OMG....thats classical!!! I wonder what flavour it was

One year I got five pairs of pajamas, from five different people, that were five sizes too big that really really sucked !!!

Damn you relatives!!!

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy my sister.

omg thats sick dude.

cos im asian i get the same thing every year. cash. tax free. awesome.

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my cousins are jewish (not literally, they just hate parting with cash).

last year there was a present for me from them. i was intrigued, coz i dont remember getting something from them in a while. so i opened it.

*drum roll*

a small packet of nuts. i dont even eat nuts. its meant to be the thought that counts, but fvcked if i can see any thought there. can just imagine them walking in the supermarket and finding the 50c bargain bin.

i wouldve preferred nothing, so i didnt have to avoid them for the rest of christmas, as there was no fvcking chance in hell i was gonna thank em for it

oh, and lol @ sly guy.

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Originally posted by Sly_Guy my sister.

HAHA mate your always a laugh
back to the point, you should love your family. not
I'd gladly trade one of my unwanted family members for yours.

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Originally posted by vitamin v One year I got five pairs of pajamas, from five different people, that were five sizes too big that really really sucked !!!

i better cancel my order then

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For KK last year i got a mouse mat with the male upper body on the top half, and the bottom had the male pubic area, in underwear, everytime you touched it would make comments such as "ohhh don't press so hard" or "ohhh that feels good". Worst in the world.

So i gave it to a 30 year old indian dude for KK this year

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Originally posted by rez Nothing beats the fag from work who had me for KK and got me a penis shaped candy cane

(sorry but had to do it reza hahah)

worst present gotta be the kk pressies. that's two years in a row that i've gotten a bottle of wine for my work kk.

some originality please!!

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secret santa presents are meant to be stupid? If only you guys realised that you wouldnt be such scrooges. Last christmas (i gave you my heart...) i got a wooden turtle. It was lame and cool.

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Originally posted by escee i got a wooden turtle.

That is so f***king cool!!



I so want one!!!

i think, novelty values aside, you can use this wooden turtle as a back massager.. fairly wicked given the texture of the wood is quite soothing....

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