Stay away from Dirk.

I would also say to stay away from Steve, but since he's attached to Dirk at the rump...you'd be killing two birds with one stone.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by davemolina Stay away from Dirk. I would also say to stay away from Steve, but since he's attached to Dirk at the rump...you'd be killing two birds with one stone.

We are connected, but only through your mom. We got stuck giving her the DP action.

lol I like you shoker reference at the bottom, hmmm, going to have to consider this. have sex with ugly moms and all that, I dont think I want anything to do with some nasty DP like that. Keep those juices for yourselves.

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Originally posted by Crash_Pr lol I like you shoker reference at the bottom, hmmm, going to have to consider this. have sex with ugly moms and all that, I dont think I want anything to do with some nasty DP like that. Keep those juices for yourselves.

Those aren't my juices. That's Dave's mom not being able to control herself

let me know when/where you're moving and i will try to point you in the right direction....

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Originally posted by Crash_Pr Hey everybody, I know nobody here knows me lol, but I'm moving to Dallas and I was looking to see what's fun to do and where to hang out. I met some of the addicts from Atlanta and had a blast, Im from PR so moving to Dallas will be very different. Any cool places or suggestions are muh appreciated .

Move to Houston man! There's nothing in Dallas but homos and gays!

Besides, my aunts got a puertorican restaurant in Houston!

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Originally posted by architect1803 Besides, my aunts got a puertorican restaurant in Houston!

Your bearded aunt scares me.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by architect1803 Move to Houston man! There's nothing in Dallas but homos and gays! Besides, my aunts got a puertorican restaurant in Houston!

When you visit Dallas and only hang out at gay bars, then you get that perception.

He might as well have said,

"Don't go to Dallas, your ass will hurt"

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by davemolina He might as well have said, "Don't go to Dallas, your ass will hurt"

See Architect? He hangs out at the gay bars too. You two should be life partners

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Originally posted by djjonas See Architect? He hangs out at the gay bars too. You two should be life partners

**talks into recorder**

Note to self...light bag of poo on fire before leaving Steve's doorstep for maximum effect.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.