Shhhhh!!!

KT might hear you.

I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.

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Originally posted by davemolina Shhhhh!!! KT might hear you. I heard he once killed a bear from 1000 yards, with his bare hands.

That's not entirely true. The bear came at hime and realized he was KT. No one heard from the bear ever again.

If you can see Kenneth Thomas, he can see you. If you can't see Kenneth Thomas you may be only seconds away from death.

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Kenneth Thomas once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.

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I heard he produced a track called 'Ninja', but it's too dangerous to release.

I heard he walked across the Atlantic to Ibiza last summer. That's just what I heard. I was too afraid to ask him.

Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris!

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Originally posted by Ph03n1x Kenneth Thomas is really Chuck Norris!

You better delete this before Kenneth sees it. Kenneth was a guest on Walker, Texas Ranger. He is the only villain to ever kill Chuck Norris on the show. They haven't shown it yet.

Kenneth Thomas drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.

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Kenneth Thomas needs no DJ equipement. He just raises his hands to the sky and music happens.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

OMFG Steve, you made this thread...hands down.

I heard thunder outside just now. That must be KT laughing with approval.

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Originally posted by Dirk W. People in Dallas aren't *ssholes. Just look at me, I live in Dallas.

Meat is Murder...tasty, tasty murder.