Warning: Do not do all of them in one class.


1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President.

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25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.

I do that allllllllll the time

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Originally posted by jploveparade 33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal". 35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".

HAHA!

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we need to find someone dumb and get them to do all of these and tape it

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Things I (or classmates) have actually done in class

(disclaimer: if you want to do something similar, be sure to have all the support you can have from your classmates, otherwise you'll have trouble with psychologists Also, do not do everything at once, because either you'll be punished or you'll be annoying One last note, be sure to do this kind of thing with teachers who will see it as a casual joke - I won't be responsible if any of you gets a suspesion ):

1) Raise your hands and pretend you're in a roller coaster (cooler if the whole class decides to do it: however, you need a leader to say things like "to the left","to the right", "now it's time for the loop!", "whoooa!")

2) During the break, get a saxophone (or ANY other musical instrument), go to the corridor, place an empty box in front of you and start to play (ask a friend to throw a few coins in the beginning so people will know what to do). I got 6 U$ in 3 min this way

3) Whenever the teacher asks you to read something, pretend you're a foreigner who can't read. And everytime the teacher says something, say "ooh!" or "aah!".

4) Say you're on strike until you get paid. Remember to have signs and stuff.

5) Whenever the history teacher mentions someone (like Napoleon), claim you're a re-incarnated form of that person. (gets annoying after a while if the same student keeps doing it, so remember to pick each student as a different person).

6) Start an imaginary food war.

7) Whenever someone sneezes, duck and cover. (this one was a private joke, so I don't know whether it would be funny to do it randomly).

8) Get some rackets and play tennis during the break. Choose a table and claim it's your "net"

9) Take your computer's sound speakers, connect them to a discman, record a CD with random sounds (like a cow saying "moo") and after hiding them, play the CD whenever the class is too silent. (the more absurd the sound is, the funnier it gets).

10) Try your pick up lines with the teacher

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Originally posted by Maaz 9) Take your computer's sound speakers, connect them to a discman, record a CD with random sounds (like a cow saying "moo") and after hiding them, play the CD whenever the class is too silent. (the more absurd the sound is, the funnier it gets).

very interesting...I might have to try that sometime

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that sounds thing would be cool, like you could have some canned laughter for when someone makes a crappy joke. or a wolf howling, or wind rustling, etc.

im deff going to do some of that suff

i normally just stick to sleeping

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Originally posted by jploveparade 28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.

ROFL

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Originally posted by tranceaddict991 we need to find someone dumb and get them to do all of these and tape it

awesome! i volunteer.

Ones I have already done (thanks to all my seriously boring and pointless AP classes)

8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em. *ceiling tiles i havbe counted*
10. Plot revenge against someone.***DEFINITE,i do it when i am NOT bored too***
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
15. Change seats every three minutes. ***ok ,about every 10 mins whenm the teacher turns around. then they're like "weren't you just there?" the normal thing would be to say no, but saying yes is so much better. it confuses them so bad. *stupid teachers****
30. Try bird-watching.
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
37. Give yourself a new identity.

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