"We are not afraid of the Americans. Allah has condemned them. They are stupid. They are stupid" (dramatic pause) "and they are condemned."
and this one:
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
Last edited by occrider on Apr-15-2003 at 05:55
Apr-15-2003 05:48
dEsidEL
Fu Man Choonz
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Below the Belt
"There are no trance fans on tranceaddicts! None! I will show you... in ONE HOUR!!"
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Palm Trees > Pine Trees , Sand > Snow
Apr-15-2003 08:13
DrUg_Tit0
e^(i*pi)+1=0
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Zagreb, Croatia
I just love that guy. Reminds me of Serbian "imminent victory" against the NATO forces
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1+1=10
Apr-15-2003 12:17
brainfried
tranceaddict
Registered: Feb 2003
Location: Nicosia, Cyprus
I really love this guy! Good sense of humor and balls the size of a donkeys!
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I believe, if we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class. There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall into this vice.
- - Abraham Lincoln
Apr-15-2003 13:42
robstar
Excited
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Stockholm
Yeah, He's funny!
Havn't seen him latly though...
Is he still alive?
Apr-16-2003 00:39
robstar
Excited
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Stockholm
I like these quotes:
"Called Americans and Brits "Tarateer"– In Iraqi slang, Tartoor means a guy full of farts (hot air)"
"they are nowhere near the airport ..they are lost in the desert...they can not read a compass...they are retarded."
"They are superpower of villains. They are superpower of Al Capone."
"Who is this dog Franks in Qatar?"
"I triple guarantee you, there are no American soldiers in Baghdad."
Apr-16-2003 00:46
JudgeJulez
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2002
Location: SOAS!
"I speak better English than this villain Bush"
PRICELESS
Apr-16-2003 01:16
occrider
Traveladdict
Registered: Oct 2000
Location: New York
Q: How many Al-Sahaf's does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: There is no need to change the lightbulb. It glows brilliantly, basking in the power of the wholly intact and fully functional local power station. The room is not dark, and there is no bruise on your knee from the furniture you didn't walk into - Allah be Praised!
-- Mike Alexander