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What's up with lame track names?
I guess I'm just a bit mystified as to why many producers spend weeks and sometimes months on a production and give their tracks such threadbare names as "Let's Dance" or "Take this Bass" or "SonicWonder". I could go on and on. If I put a month into a production, my soul into it, the last damn thing I'm going to call my song is "Dance Nation".
I am just ranting because I think producers should put some thought into the names they give their songs. Giving a tune a flippant name makes me wonder if the same sort of flippancy was used in the production of the song in the first place.
What if Mario Puzo would have called The Godfather "Mean Italian Guys" or my favorite, what about instead of Trainspotting----- "Heroin is Bad".
From now on, if someone calls their song "Wave Your Hands" or "Move to the Rhythm" I'm going to shove a 3-wood up their ass, end of story. I'm flat out going to grab the nearest tube of anal lube and stick it head first until it comes out the other end and you can see the words Callaway or Taylor Made on it, that's how much it gets me. 
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Last edited by Etherium on Apr-14-2003 at 04:54
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