I was goin through my vitamins and noticed I had 4 pops of viagra from my g/f's dad, who has them all over the fucking place in his house. SOooo, a very rare occasion where I couldn't get hard occured and my girl dashed to the medicine cabinet to get the viagra. So she gave me 2, but I remembered some1 saying only to take half cuz, so I took one jus in case. Chillin in her bed then dry sex then my cock gets extraordinarily hard. AN UNBELIEVABLE HARDNESS THAT HAS NEVER EVER OCCURED IN ALL MY ADOLESCENT LIFE OF BEING ABLE TO GET HARD. So it's time to stick it in. IT FUCKING HURTS TO STICK MY SHIT IN!!! So then I think, hrmmmm WETNESS!!! The fan was on the whole time and she was getting dry SOOOOO I COULDN'T LET THIS OBSTACLE SPOIL OUR NIGHT. The tongue got busy then we got down to it, and DAMN!!! I'm not gonna go into detail, b/c of bitching, so I'm just going to pass those with this *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex*
ALRIGHT, so now it's time for nut discharge. I cum and right after I cum, I get this unbelievable pain in my forehead. Like a forehead headache, but it was a terrible headache GOD DAMN. God damn, and to think if I took 2 I'd prolly be crying it was so bad. So my girl got some aspirin and then the headache subsided. We had sex 3 more times with Viagra but those times I only took half a pill and aspirin at the same time. The headache was still there but DRASTICALLY DECREASED from what the first headache was of.

I nominate you for Most Annoying Dickwipe TA

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Do you have any stories that don't involve stupid sex tricks?

oh dear god. did you not learn anything from the "period sex"? do you not have friends, or even any other strangers besides us that ou can tell this to? i literally feel the insides of my throat touch when i read your vile stories. how old are you too? do you think taking viagra and fucking bloody holes and most of all- TELLING us about it is mature?

people may say that this is new, fun material, but no. its gross.

how much you wanna bet this kid is some 12-year-old super-virgin ultra-geek with no life who just sits around inventing these stories cause he think it's cool & funny and he is a goddamn attention WHORE!!!!!!!!
your threads are obnoxious and gross, and the only reason people reply to them is cause they think you are a complete twat.

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yeah, i'd say he's either 12, or in college. either way both age groups have the same mentality.

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Originally posted by Cracka-X I was goin through my vitamins and noticed I had 4 pops of viagra from my g/f's dad, who has them all over the fucking place in his house. SOooo, a very rare occasion where I couldn't get hard occured and my girl dashed to the medicine cabinet to get the viagra. So she gave me 2, but I remembered some1 saying only to take half cuz, so I took one jus in case. Chillin in her bed then dry sex then my cock gets extraordinarily hard. AN UNBELIEVABLE HARDNESS THAT HAS NEVER EVER OCCURED IN ALL MY ADOLESCENT LIFE OF BEING ABLE TO GET HARD. So it's time to stick it in. IT FUCKING HURTS TO STICK MY SHIT IN!!! So then I think, hrmmmm WETNESS!!! The fan was on the whole time and she was getting dry SOOOOO I COULDN'T LET THIS OBSTACLE SPOIL OUR NIGHT. The tongue got busy then we got down to it, and DAMN!!! I'm not gonna go into detail, b/c of bitching, so I'm just going to pass those with this *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* *sex* ALRIGHT, so now it's time for nut discharge. I cum and right after I cum, I get this unbelievable pain in my forehead. Like a forehead headache, but it was a terrible headache GOD DAMN. God damn, and to think if I took 2 I'd prolly be crying it was so bad. So my girl got some aspirin and then the headache subsided. We had sex 3 more times with Viagra but those times I only took half a pill and aspirin at the same time. The headache was still there but DRASTICALLY DECREASED from what the first headache was of.

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Originally posted by L0newo1F

rofl

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Originally posted by Cracka-X I'm not gonna go into detail,

uhhh you're not?

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Originally posted by tranceman78 Do you have any stories that don't involve stupid sex tricks?

I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.

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Originally posted by beema how much you wanna bet this kid is some 12-year-old super-virgin ultra-geek with no life who just sits around inventing these stories cause he think it's cool & funny and he is a goddamn attention WHORE!!!!!!!! your threads are obnoxious and gross, and the only reason people reply to them is cause they think you are a complete twat.

Way to go, you hit it.

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Originally posted by Cracka-X I do, but seeing the viagra reminded me of it. I figure if anyone ever considers taking viagra that they take some aspirin.

anyone who takes viagra that doesn't need it for the purpose it was intended for is a fucking moron and deserves whatever consequences it has.
unless Cracka-X is really an 85 year old man
lol
that could explain a lot

Edit: And if you aren't an 85 year old man, and you are between the ages of 15 and 30, and you are taking it....YOU ARE FUCKING PATHETIC YOU LIMP-DICK BITCH!

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