funny stuff

"67. HITLER SUCKS - Next time you have sex, when you're close to cumming, think of the Holocaust. Oh yeah, that's it."

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So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach. And now they lock me up in the cell behind the court room in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses. (parking tickets) and then I paniced and i'm thinking "oh my god, man, while i'm here, they're holding me, actually what's to stop them. i mean what's really to stop them?!" oh i assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that i should've gotten out.(laughs) Nah, she was nuts, she wouldn't have known. But still what's to stop them?! and i'm thinking... and finally they called me. I'm sorry. I'll come out. I'll be dead. Scared.

this list is fraud

where are "Mrs. Assfire" and "Shaving Ryan's Privates"??

dude, "sex trek - the next penetration" actually exists, no lie. also that scene in clerks comes to mind... "big black cocks with pearly white cum"

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Just a reminder: The holocaust memorial day was just yesterday.

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Never again.

that link on the bottom with all the definitions is funny

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Originally posted by DjChook Just a reminder: The holocaust memorial day was just yesterday.

... which explains why these are the 100 worst porn movie titles...

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Originally posted by DjChook Just a reminder: The holocaust memorial day was just yesterday.

Oh no. I'm terribly sorry, i didn't mean to offend anyone. I'm decended from european jews. I'm soo sorry.

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So they take me in on a chain to Long Beach. And now they lock me up in the cell behind the court room in Long Beach while i'm awaiting to be heard on my traffic offenses. (parking tickets) and then I paniced and i'm thinking "oh my god, man, while i'm here, they're holding me, actually what's to stop them. i mean what's really to stop them?!" oh i assumed that maybe some day my mother would realize that i should've gotten out.(laughs) Nah, she was nuts, she wouldn't have known. But still what's to stop them?! and i'm thinking... and finally they called me. I'm sorry. I'll come out. I'll be dead. Scared.

ANAL ISLAND fun stuff right there

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Pain is a great teacher; your soul grows underneath the breath of pain (OYO) ( o Y o )

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Originally posted by unclejunior also that scene in clerks comes to mind... "big black cocks with pearly white cum"

or... cum-gargling naked sluts

lol