WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD


MOHAMMED SAEED AL SAHHAF - Iraqi Head of Information
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete
fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.

GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken
is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,but why it crossed I've not been told.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
What is your definition of chicken?

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there
was rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

lmao it's nice to laugh at some light-hearted humour, thnx inacoma


although it could use some more death would you agree paulie? _|_ #6 #8 #9 #10 rot stfu

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ahahaha nice

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quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one?

he just replaced it with a rat

quote:

Originally posted by Rememberence_ lmao it's nice to laugh at some light-hearted humour, thnx inacoma although it could use some more death would you agree paulie? _|_ #6 #8 #9 #10 rot stfu

GET FUCKED! COCK STOP HIJAKING THE THREAD _|_ #6 #7

P.S harsh!

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But that was just a dream, That was just a dream, But that was just a dream, Try, cry, why try? That was just a dream ,Just a dream, just a dream, Dream

lol, top thread .

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quote:

Originally posted by InAcoma MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envisage a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. OPRAH Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

haha underlying sexual insecurity
nice

LOL thats sum funny sheeeT

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Do you know how long it took me to find a chicken emoticon
HAHAHHA i love it.....

hahahahahaha thats some real funny stuff !

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oohh i found something so id thought id add it to my chicken thread
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argh these things are so cool...
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ARGH im pumped for the matrix