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from an email i got...
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The following are actual ads placed in the
Personal section of the Ministry of Sound
magazine (UK clubbing/lifestyle magazine):
ARE YOU AGED 18-30, female, slim build, into
hardcore techno, a recent graduate and political
activist? Then f*ck off. I want a shit-thick 16
year old bird with no opinions and massive tits.
Reply to box xxxx
WERE YOU THE GIRL with braids, blue T-shirt,
platform trainers, dancing to the left of the
stage during JFK's set at Passion last Friday? I
was the guy curled up under the speaker stack. I
meant to talk to you but I was hallucinating and
I thought you had a wolf's head and flippers.
But I'm ok now. Reply to xxxx
ATTENTION ALL MAD clubheads in the Toxteth area
going to Cream this weekend.. Me and my mates
are going to nick all your valuables while
you're out because we're thieving scally
bastards.
IF YOU ARE a group of around four house fans in
the Acton High Street area of West London and
you're particularly into old skool Chicago
sounds, please turn your stereo down because
some of us are fucking trying to get some sleep.
ARE YOU THE TALL BLACK-HAIRED GUY in the black
and silver Versace shirt who I shagged in the
Ministry toilets about three months ago without
any form of birth control? Please write to me.
I'd love to hear from you. Just to see how you
are and stuff. Don't worry, there's nothing to
worry about. Really. It's just that I'm going to
have a...ummm...a PARTY! Yes, that's it. A
party. Reply xxxx
WANTED: COCAINE. Lots of it. Reply to xxxx
WERE YOU THE man standing three feet away from
me at the bar in Fabric, smiling weakly and
smelling rather too strongly of Issey Miyake?
Because if you look at my tits one more time, I
am going to glass you.
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www.baseref.com
www.magnasoma.com
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im with this guy
