OMG this is the funniest shit I've seen in a long time

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit

ahhaahhahhh thats so funny. same with the vin diesel one!

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F*ck the riaa... PROG WHORE ALLIANCE

too good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

damn those are pure genious!!

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jamesholden
The best DJ / Producer in the entire Silverplanet.

dat shit was funny. I like these 2 the most:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

&

If you've become a radiation mutant with a deformed hand, remember to close the window. No one wants to see that shit.


that lastone is GOLDEDN i love that shit...

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Mr. TranceALoT

This is really a classic. Seen it before but im still laughing my ass off.

Michael Jackson is a terrorist. If you spot this smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes, run the fuck away.

These were originally created on an freethought forum I'm a member of, but the idea spread really quickly. This is the complete list (there's a lot of em):

http://www.geocities.com/thefirethread

This is the thread that started it all (though it had to be trimmed back due to lack of server space and increased traffic):

http://www.iidb.org/vbb/showthread....&threadid=46223

Hilarious.

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http://eschatonnow.blogspot.com/

posted about a month ago... i made some up myself



If you see a Nuclear Explosion, drive in the direction of the blast.


Please check to make sure you're car's handbrake to see if it needs viagra to function properly.


Avoid using bridges, electricity, and signs.


Always wash your hands before using the telephone. Remember, SARS can be transmitted over the phone so always keep your hands clean before talking to anyone.

Last edited by J.L. on Apr-14-2003 at 03:59

I like this one:

If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

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Originally posted by BacardiMan I like this one: If your building collapses, give yourself a blowjob while waiting to be rescued.

Yeah, that's the best one. It's probably what Bush would do....stupid tool. HOW can we have a president that NO ONE really respects!? He cant SPEAK ! i understand he's a southerner, but still. He was a president's son, which means he could have turned his tiny little brain into something useful all those years in the BEST schools...what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear"
he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says
"noo-Q-ler" , TOOL!

~~Paula~~

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~There's something about the look in your eyes,
Something I noticed when the light was just right.
It reminded me twice that I was alive.
And it reminded me that you're so worth the fight...~

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Originally posted by Paula what really bugs me is how he says "nuclear" he doesnt say "noo-clee-ar" like normal people...he says "noo-Q-ler" , TOOL! ~~Paula~~

lol
and that's why he's such a crappy president

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Originally posted by HyPeRSoNiC lol and that's why he's such a crappy president

fo serious