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BushCo Reams Nation Good
thought some people might like to read this, from my favorite columnist Mark Morford
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== BushCo Reams Nation Good ==
No WMDs after all, no excuse for war, too late for anyone to care
anymore. Ha-ha, suckers!
By Mark Morford
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c...1403.DTL&nl=fix
Ha-ha-ha oh man did we ever get smacked on that one. Conned big time.
Punk'd like dogs. Just gotta shake your head, laugh it off. They reamed
us but good, baby! Damn.
Turns out it really was all a big joke after all. The war, that is. All
a big fat nasty murderous oil-licking lie, a sneaky little power-mad
game with you as the sucker and the world as the pawn and BushCo as the
slithery war thug, the dungeon master, the prison daddy. You really
have to laugh. Because it's just so wonderfully ridiculous. In a rather
disgusting, soul-draining sort of way.
See, there are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. No WMDs at all.
Isn't that great? What's more: There never were. Ha-ha-ha. Gotcha!
No warehouses teeming with nuclear warheads, no underground bunkers
packed with vats of boiling biotoxins, no drums of crazy-ass chemical
agents that will melt your skin and turn us all into drooling
flesh-eating zombies -- unless, of course, you count the sneering vat
of conservative biotoxin that is, say, Fox News, in which case, hell
yeah baby, we gotcher WMDs right here beeyatch.
Go figure. Those lowly U.N. inspectors were right after all. Who knew?
It was all a ruse. We've been sucker-punched and ideologically molested
and patriotically sodomized and hey, what the hell, who cares anyway,
we "liberated" an oppressed people most Americans secretly loathe and
fear and don't understand in the slightest, even though that was never
the point, or the justification, or the goal. Go team.
But wait, is liberation of a brutalized and tormented people now the
reason? The justification for our thuggery? That is so cool! So that
means we're going to blow the living crap out of Sri Lanka and Sudan
and Tibet and North Korea and about 47 others, right? Right? Maybe
Saudi Arabia, too, second only to the Talilban itself in its abuse of
women? Cool! As if.
Ah, but screw the liberal whiny peacenik U.N. inspectors, you know?
Let's ask the U.S. search teams themselves, ShrubCo's own squadrons of
biologists, chemists, arms-treaty enforcers, nuclear operators,
computer and document experts and Special Forces troops who've been in
Iraq for weeks now, searching frantically.
Surely they've found something, right? Surely we can now prove that
Saddam was fully intending to fillet our babies and annihilate Florida
and poke the eyes out of really cute kittens on national TV for
sadistic pleasure, right? Gimme a hell yeah!
Whoops. Bad news. As The Washington Post reports, the 75th Exploitation
Task Force, the very serious-minded group heading up all U.S.
inspections in Iraq, the group absolutely certain it would immediately
find steaming neon-lit stockpiles of WMDs piled right next to Saddam's
personal stash of gay porn and Britney Spears posters and opium pipes,
is coming home with its tail between its legs. Found nothing. Nada.
http://washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/ar...-2003May10.html
Psychopatriots are a little nonplussed. Bush is merely "embarrassed."
Peace advocates are sighing and drinking heavily. We have done this
ghastly horrible inane hate-filled entirely unprovoked thing in the
name of power and petroleum and military contracts and strategic empire
building, our nation is numb and more bitterly divisive than ever and
our leaders are not the slightest bit ashamed.
But of course you're not the slightest bit shocked. You knew it all
along. The WMD line was just a ploy that, tragically, much of the
nation bought into like a sucker pyramid scheme after being pounded
into submission with hammers of fear and Ashcroftian threats and bogus
Orange Alerts and having their tweezers confiscated at the airport.
And of course the capacity to be outraged and appalled has been
entirely drained out of you, out of this nation, replaced by raging
ennui and sad resentment and the new fall season on NBC. This is what
they're counting on. Your short attention span. WMDs? That's so, like,
last February. Hey look, the swimsuit model won "Survivor"!
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.c...0447.DTL&nl=fix
Because now it's all done. Like a bad trip to the dentist where your
routine cleaning turned out to be a bloody excruciating root canal and
50 hours of high-pitched drilling and $100 billion in god-awful
cosmetic surgery, now the bandages come off. Smile, sucker. We're at
peace once again. Sort of. But not really. Don't you feel better now?
No? Too bad. No one cares what you think.
It's all over but the shouting. And the screaming. And the endless
years of U.S. occupation in the Middle East, the quiet building of U.S.
military bases in Iraq so we can keep those uppity bitches Syria and
Egypt and Lebanon in line, forge ahead with the long-standing plan to
strong-arm those damn Islamic nuts into brutal compliance with Bushco's
bleak blueprint for World Inc. What, too bitter? Hardly.
Should we care that Osama, the actual perp of 9/11, is still running
around free? That terrorism hasn't been quelled in the slightest? That
the Mideast is more of a U.S.-hating powder keg than ever, thanks to
BushCo? That the economy is in the worst shape it's been in decades?
Should we care that we just massacred tens of thousands of Iraqi (and
Afghani) civilians and soldiers and suffered a little more than 100
U.S. casualties and have absolutely nothing to show for it except bogus
force-fed pride and this weird, sickening sense that we just executed
something irreparable and ungodly and karmically poisonous?
Nah. Just laugh it off. Have a glass of wine, make love, go play
Frisbee with the dog. Breathe deep and focus on what's truly important
and try to assimilate this latest atrocity into your backstabbed
worldview, add it to the list of this lifetime's spiritual
humiliations, as you wait for the next barrage, the imminent
announcement that we're about to do it all again.
Steel yourself. Protect your soul. Because man, they reamed us good.
Slammed this nation like a bad joke. Gotcha! Ha-ha-ha.
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