Last night the Lizard Man himself decided to grace Texas let alaone the city of Houston with his presence. The review doesnt do justice to the travesty that was The North American Tour (Houston's Section). Ok were talking aobut the number 5 dj in the world and these asses were no where near prepared. Number one we got there at 11:10 we were 10 mins late so they charged us 10 dollars more. Ok we put that behind us. We walk in and Kid Icarus is spinning a local Tx dj, I saw him at Meltdown 4 iwht PvD, pretty bad ass set. So hes a great opening act. The stage was set for a good night, but then Mauro is an hour late and his 4 hour set on 4 tables turns into 3 hours on 2 decks. When Mauro arrives he immediately notices the horrible position of the monitor, he asks for it to be elevated. Can you guess how they achieved it? The put it on top of a cooler on a chair with a blanket in between and some one holding it up. After 10 mins of pleading Mauro says fuck it, and begins, then he breaks out the cigsand u know from there hes only putting in minimal effort. We wrote a sign to him saying " this club sux" and he laughed and nodded in agreement. So hes spinning and sets getting better then, my friend and I break out the Coldfunk sign and he immediately plays it, the crwod goes nuts!! Then we write him a message saying Let Me Have It!! He just laughs and nods his head no. He dropped another bomb after that as well, which when i asked what it was he merely pointed to him self. I could tell that Mauro lost interest he checks his watch and he was doin next to no equalizer effects, but then again the crowd deserved they dwindled to nothing after 2 30 hours, on his last song he extended his hand to me as to say thanx for being the only brightspot in the night because we stayed right there the entire 3 hours and kept him company, and that was the end to a horrible night, atmospheric wise, but music wise was decent. Houston SUX , LOTUS LOUNGE SUX, THEY SHOULDVE KNOWN BETTER, THEY SHOULDVE BEEN BETTER PREPARED, THEY DROPPED THE BALL, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HOUSTON WILL PAY FOR IT, NO ONE WILL EVER COME HERE AGAIN, AS THEY SHOULDNT, SHAME ON HOUSTON, ITS UP TO DALLAS NOW!!

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Top Tracks ATM
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Ozgur Can Feat. Nick Beman - Not Even Winds
Powerplant - Turn It To Gold (Madoka's Mix)
Sultan & The Greek - Wadi (Original Mix)
Carlos Vives - Comu Tu (Paul Oakenfold Mix)
Bjork - Violently Happy (Mercurio Mix)