Thankgod im alive, ok ill tell the story, it was my brithday on tuesday and i decided to have a massive booze up SAT night , (Last night), we started drinking at 6.30pm , there was about 7 of us, it started with heavy drinking and that , i already had 3 shots of absinthe (70%) from my mates, then the aftershocks and then a few pints 7.30 , we move onto the town drinking vodka and redbulls on my 6th one i was fucked, then we went onto another few bars , i felt like puking it was only 9pm , around 10:30 i was outta ma tree, then i just sat on the floor couldn't hardly walk, then we went to a really shit bar called FLUID , full of pill heads and scally music, the DJ did an announcement saying it was my brithday , anyways the bar ppl made me a birthday drink, it was about a pint full and every one has shouting ' down it, down it ' so like a knob i just drank it the pint was full of spirits pure prob it burned like hell drinking it then 10 mins later BANG !, then i woke up in hospital with my dad next to me on this bed and one of my friends, with a bust up nose and everthing, id KO'd my self outside the bar and smashed my face on the floor , the local police moved me onto the pavement and called an ambulance , i dont remember anything at all, like 3 hours had past my mate told me when i woke up my legs arms and were shaking like hell, they had to inject some shit into me, i aint touching booze for weeks now.

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that's just stupid and imature
you should be glad nothing worse happened

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well done ya twat

we all do stupid stuff when we're drunk, you're luck it happened in a bar though as if you'd been walking home along or something you'd have been fucked.

David

At least you wern't doing drugs, they're just bad.

Fuck dude....glad you're still here though.

moral of the story - never induldge in drink to much

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Originally posted by Tranc3 ....glad you're still here though.

debatable

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Originally posted by DJ RozzeR Thankgod im alive, ok ill tell the story, it was my brithday on tuesday and i decided to have a massive booze up SAT night , (Last night), we started drinking at 6.30pm , there was about 7 of us, it started with heavy drinking and that , i already had 3 shots of absinthe (70%) from my mates, then the aftershocks and then a few pints 7.30 , we move onto the town drinking vodka and redbulls on my 6th one i was fucked, then we went onto another few bars , i felt like puking it was only 9pm , around 10:30 i was outta ma tree, then i just sat on the floor couldn't hardly walk, then we went to a really shit bar called FLUID , full of pill heads and scally music, the DJ did an announcement saying it was my brithday , anyways the bar ppl made me a birthday drink, it was about a pint full and every one has shouting ' down it, down it ' so like a knob i just drank it the pint was full of spirits pure prob it burned like hell drinking it then 10 mins later BANG !, then i woke up in hospital with my dad next to me on this bed and one of my friends, with a bust up nose and everthing, id KO'd my self outside the bar and smashed my face on the floor , the local police moved me onto the pavement and called an ambulance , i dont remember anything at all, like 3 hours had past my mate told me when i woke up my legs arms and were shaking like hell, they had to inject some shit into me, i aint touching booze for weeks now.

lightweight.

ROFL

i don't believe rozzer

You're lucky you didn't get raped!

holy crap...thats fucked up...

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wow that's pretty sick