Answer these questions. Write down the answers.

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
A. lovemaking
B. screwing
C. the pigskin bus pulling into tuna town


2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
A. your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
B. your blood test results
C. five tequila slammers


3. You time your orgasm so that
A. your partner climaxes first
B. you both climax together
C. you don't miss Sports Center


4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
A. healthy, creative love-play
B. not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
C. not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need to find out about


5. Spending a whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
A. the best part of the experience
B. the second best part of the experience
C. \\$100 extra


6. Your girlfriend tells you she gained 5 lbs. in the last month. You tell her:
A. no concern of yours
B. not a problem, she can join your gym
C. a conservative estimate


7. You think todays sensitive, caring man is:
A. a myth
B. an oxymoron
C. a moron


8. Foreplay is to sex as:
A. appetizer is to entree
B. primer is to paint
C. a line is to an amusement park


9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship:
A. i hope we can still be friends
B. I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep
C. welcome to dumpsville, population, YOU


10. Nice people:
A. never think about such dirty things as sex
B. have sex after a good, intimate conversation
C. SWALLOW!


11. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masterbate:
A. probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
B. is uptight and a waste of time
C. shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place








If you answered "a" more than 8 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.


If you answered "b" more than 8 times, check into therapy. You're more than a little confused.


If you answered "c" more than 8 times. "YOU DA MAN!!!!"

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Last edited by Henkie_henk on Jun-06-2001 at 22:52