A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
secret
for a long happy life?"
"I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also do a gram
of
Charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk
food, never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."
"That's amazing," said the woman, "how old are you?'"
"Twenty-six."
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Jun-05-2003 04:55
beema
too deep
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: NoVAMansLand
wow......I haven't heard that a million times!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry, I will try to get my hands on some fresher material...
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Jun-05-2003 05:07
D'Paul
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: College Motherf#ckin Park, MD
Thats why Cobain, Noel, Hendrix, Joplin, Morrison, and so many others have died at 27. They were crippled by their drug use by the age of 26. As an avid pot abuser, I don't think that'll be the case with me.
Jun-05-2003 05:30
LuNaSeA
presque rien
Registered: Apr 2002
Location: Madison, Wisconsin
hahhahhahha WELL.......being that this is the first time i've ever heard the joke, i thought it was great... and hence one of the reasons i will never touch any drugs..
I see your 4 Crushs and raise you 3 As The Rush Comes. - Yan from PvD's first summerstage event in '03
Jun-05-2003 12:56
klingklang77
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Registered: Nov 2002
Location: NY & Sydney&Frankfurt&Munich
quote:
Originally posted by drizzt81
live hard, die young... bye mom.
^^that is a good quote^^-for those that believe in "having as much fun as possible, b/c they never know what will happen to them tommorrow"
ignorance really is NOT bliss, but moderation is.
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Kraftwerk. Die Mensch Maschine.
John Donne "Valediction: Forbidding Mourning". Thy firmness makes my circle just, and makes me end where I begun.
Jun-05-2003 22:19
Zewad
This is my custom status.
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Earth
quote:
Originally posted by KLINGKLANG77
^^that is a good quote^^-for those that believe in "having as much fun as possible, b/c they never know what will happen to them tommorrow"
ignorance really is NOT bliss, but moderation is.
i agree,... and greg i love the "bye mom" at the end, moderation is key,... i did a lot of stuff all through college and my grades were never affected by them and i never failed anything so people just need to be smart about how you use certain things,... but it can get out of hand quickly,... my .02
moderation is key,... i did a lot of stuff all through college and my grades were never affected by them and i never failed anything so people just need to be smart about how you use certain things,... but it can get out of hand quickly,... my .02
