THE HORMONE WARNING:


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a
man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!


This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in
the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!


DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty bucks.
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate


DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.


Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a
good Laugh! Or men who need a warning.


And remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings.

Fekin A!

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NEW Releases
Aled Mann :: Cause & Effect (Inc. Gate 42 Remix) (Discover Records)

Coming Soon
Miikka Leinonen :: Shadow Heart (Aled Mann Pres. Solace Remix) (Alter Ego Records)
Mekk :: Restless (Aled Mann Edit) (Discover Dark)

Previous Releases
Aled Mann :: Cold Fusion (Inc. John Askew & Sean Tyas Remix) [Discover] - Out Now
Activa Ft. Aled Mann :: In Essence (Inc. Matt Hardwick Vs Smith & Pledger Remix) [Somatic Sense] - Out Now
Stenna :: Skyline (Inc. Arizona Remix) [Flux Delux] - Out Now
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Hahaha! That's some classic stuff right there!

Oh, and Aled, I just wanted to let you know that I've begun to have nightmares about your little dancing Avatar!! hahahahahha

jesus h christ, now i get this heh... i just got off the phone with my gf and godamn, since she's on the pill the extra boost of hormones are taking there toll, i mean christ..she's in finals, and all stressed and its just absolute fucking madness talking to a woman when hormones are raging, there is absolutely nothing, NOTHING you can say to make things better, EVERYTHING YOU SAY will be wrong, and bad, and just absolutely shit!@ ahhhhh!! time to go drink a stein or two. fuck me. !

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Oh, and Aled, I just wanted to let you know that I've begun to have nightmares about your little dancing Avatar!! hahahahahha

Hahaha! Aint he just the fekin best! I was toying with the idea of changing him this morning but I've kinda grown to love him! His name's Eric.

___________________
NEW Releases
Aled Mann :: Cause & Effect (Inc. Gate 42 Remix) (Discover Records)

Coming Soon
Miikka Leinonen :: Shadow Heart (Aled Mann Pres. Solace Remix) (Alter Ego Records)
Mekk :: Restless (Aled Mann Edit) (Discover Dark)

Previous Releases
Aled Mann :: Cold Fusion (Inc. John Askew & Sean Tyas Remix) [Discover] - Out Now
Activa Ft. Aled Mann :: In Essence (Inc. Matt Hardwick Vs Smith & Pledger Remix) [Somatic Sense] - Out Now
Stenna :: Skyline (Inc. Arizona Remix) [Flux Delux] - Out Now
Aled Mann :: Flashback (Inc. George Hales Remix) [Bonzai Music] - Out Now
John O'Callaghan & Bryan Kearney :: Restricted Motion (Aled Mann Remix) [Discover] - Out Now

www.aledmann.com

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Originally posted by Aled_ Hahaha! Aint he just the fekin best! I was toying with the idea of changing him this morning but I've kinda grown to love him! His name's Eric.

Dude, I think that Eric could be my hero! He especially rocks if you're listening to some music, and he happens to be hitting the beats right on the money! hahahaha

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! mint!

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It has to start somewhere,
It has to start sometime,
What better place then here?
What better time than now?
--Rage Against the Machine