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I've made it.
You are worth billions of dollars in dirty, dirty money. You are untouchable. As a Porn Star Guru, you call the shots in the biz. Last week, you ordered every man on your staff to fill a gallon drum with cum, and drown an insubordinate cameraman in it. No one fucks with the Porn Star Guru. If your job was respectable, you’d be hosting your own network television late night show. The infomercials on the Spanish Channel will do, though, for you are the PORN STAR GURU!
Muchos gracias for all your help. Nita deserves special thanks, as do the kiddies in chillout who believed I had naked photos of her.
You are all by bitches. 
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