A man wearing a ski mask into a sperm bank with a shot gun. "Open the fucking safe!" he yells at the girl behind the counter. "But we're not a real bank" replies the girl. "This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money". "Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your fucking head off!" She obliges and opens the safe door.
"Take one of the bottles and drink it!"
"But it's full of sperm" the girl replies nervously.
"Don't argue, just drink it" he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it down.
"Take out another one and drink it too!" he demands. The girl drinks another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the ski mask and to the girl's amazement it's her husband.......
"Not that fucking difficult is it?" he says
Jul-11-2003 19:58
Dmatrox
something goes here?
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Calgary
tee hee
Jul-11-2003 20:45
U121
So old now.
Registered: Nov 2002
Location: Sweden
OMFGROFLMAOLOL
Jul-11-2003 23:17
Trancender
I leave em...you love em.
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: Montreal
HAHAHAHA nice one
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He was fucking with shady women and couldn't drop the habit...
Jul-12-2003 01:18
Psionic
Dark & Dirty
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Boston, MA
Yep been posted before, but still a great joke
Jul-12-2003 03:34
nic01445
Was guckst du?
Registered: Mar 2003
Location: HERE AND NOW
bahahahahahahhahahahahah! gurgle gurgle
Jul-12-2003 05:26
DJPrototypeX
Its Still Thinkin...
Registered: Jul 2001
Location: Chicago (CTA#25)
thas mean
Jul-12-2003 13:27
DR86
I <3 GW Basketball
Registered: Jan 2003
Location: Neither Here Nor There {NYTA/DCTA}
