Forgive me if you've seen this (which I'm sure some of you have), but I got this in my e-mail today, and it gave me a pretty good chuckle! I thought I'd share it with you all.


Things Kids Teach Adults

• A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
  
  
• If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
  roller blades, they can ignite.
  
  
• A 3-year old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
  
  
• If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
  
  
• You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When
  using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
  
  
• The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
  
  
• When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh," it's already too late.
  
  
• Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
  
  
• A six-year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a
  36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
  
  
• Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old.
  
  
• Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
  
  
• Super glue is forever.
  
  
• No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
  
  
• Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
  
  
• VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
  
  
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
  
  
• Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
  
  
• You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
  
  
• Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
  
  
• The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.
  
  
• The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
  
  
• It will, however, make cats dizzy.
  
  
• Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
  
  
• 60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
  

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Originally posted by DJ_NRG [*]60% of men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

haha... that's so sad and true... while I was reading it I was tryig to figure out when I have the time and necessary materials to do this... haha...

hehe

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Originally posted by Trancer-adu haha... that's so sad and true... while I was reading it I was tryig to figure out when I have the time and necessary materials to do this... haha...

hahahah
thats so true its scary
i was thinking to myself... "do we have brake fluid outside"

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