Ok, festivals are always far more paranoia inducing then entering a club, so where is everyone gonna stash their naughtys so those naughty sniffer dogs wont be picking anyone off?

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Ste: Oakey is a silly chump with a stupid ridge of hair in the middle of his head

i doubt they will have the time to give each clubber a full cavity search

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Beware of killer hamsters and the random running dogs.

im hiding them on my boyfriend

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Originally posted by *HaRRy* im hiding them on my boyfriend

Ste gonna be doing the "hide 35 beans down his trousers and nearly fainting when he gets near the dogs" thing again. Fun

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Originally posted by flystyler Ste gonna be doing the "hide 35 beans down his trousers and nearly fainting when he gets near the dogs" thing again. Fun

LOL I wanna see

Crusader

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Originally posted by flystyler Ste gonna be doing the "hide 35 beans down his trousers and nearly fainting when he gets near the dogs" thing again. Fun

Hahahahah the hounds of hell slavering at your groin not very nice

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Originally posted by flystyler Ste gonna be doing the "hide 35 beans down his trousers and nearly fainting when he gets near the dogs" thing again. Fun

nah, only 5 pills.....





























...and four grammes of base

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u f00ls, here is an easy guide to getting round sniffer dogs/bouncers in general. please note, this is for boys.. gurls just stick them up your muff

1) put the merchandise in a sealer bag, seal it and fold it up small
2) get another sealer bag and put a large quantity of pepper and/or fresh coffee in said bag.
3) place folded bag inside the bag o pepper & seal
4) for added security you can get another sealer bag, fill it with deoderant, then put it all in there again
5) obtain a small/medium safety pin, and pin the bag by the top so that the pin doesnt puncture the sealed bit of the bags to your boxershorts so that they lay around the area of the penis.

if anyone frisks you and touches the pills, its sexual harassment. the dogs cannot smell through pepper or coffee, plus after 15-20 minutes the dogs are useless anyway

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Last edited by tu_face on Jul-25-2003 at 18:37

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Originally posted by tu_face . gurls just stick them up your muff

#What a nice thought

(check yr pm tu_)

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Originally posted by Dumonde Trancer nah, only 5 pills..... ...and four grammes of base

I would say you could just chuck them over the fence, but then they have people on quads going up and down, hehe, its like a prison

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whos taking in the smack?

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Originally posted by tu_face u f00ls, here is an easy guide to getting round sniffer dogs/bouncers in general. please note, this is for boys.. gurls just stick them up your muff 1) put the merchandise in a sealer bag, seal it and fold it up small 2) get another sealer bag and put a large quantity of pepper and/or fresh coffee in said bag. 3) place folded bag inside the bag o pepper & seal 4) for added security you can get another sealer bag, fill it with deoderant, then put it all in there again 5) obtain a small/medium safety pin, and pin the bag by the top so that the pin doesnt puncture the sealed bit of the bags to your boxershorts so that they lay around the area of the penis. if anyone frisks you and touches the pills, its sexual harassment. the dogs cannot smell through pepper or coffee, plus after 15-20 minutes the dogs are useless anyway

This man has his shit sorted! I was told nigh on the same method as this by a caner in the know t'other day.

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