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Did someone say plot hole? Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

wtf??? asshole

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For someone who hates the LOTR movies, he sure as hell has watched it a lot. Hmmmmmm just as I thought.... he is a giant fuck knuckle

Man this guy's lame, maddox does it better

Maddox's was too freaking funny. He has a way of making ANYTHING seem funny. I don't really like LOTR...so I'm not upset

dude it has to be a joke or hes just a retard.

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Millions of copies of the LOTR DVDs have thick black bars at the bottom and top of the screen throughout the film. Didn't anyone catch this? You know what happens at the end, in the extreme foreground and extreme upper sky? Neither do I. Bush league, guys.

Uh its called letterboxing.

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The Orcs were obviously stolen from PC game maker Blizzard and its Warcraft series. Too bad Blizzard is apparently too scared to sue New Line over it.

WTF?? uh no

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Liv Tyler's character is seen easily defeating nine strong supernatural beings, even though she is clearly a woman.

Im not even touching this one.

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Experts on the occult say in order for a wizard to floorspin a fully-grown man like Gandalf, he'd need three magical staffs, not two.

Dude are you on crack.

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The heroes are shown eating again and again, and yet no one ever goes to the bathroom throughout their entire quest.

Yah that would be a good scene in the movie a trip to the shitter.

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The Elves, clearly the most advanced and wise species, are also clearly gay.

uh huh

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The "happy village of little people" idea was stolen from Willow. The wise old wizard character was stolen from Harry Potter. The "travelling on our quest through a corn field" scene was stolen from Shrek. etc.

himm and you know I thought that the book came out long before these movies.

So in conclusion Dr. Oxford is a fucking clown.

OF COURSE ITS A JOKE YOU NUMBNUUTS!

if you keep reading youll see... its heckuva fun tho

what a looser

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read his apology....
then check out his 30 reasons why eminem is bad for music
excuse me while i change my pants

lol
what a wierdo!! ppl like him piss me off.......

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Originally posted by ResonantDrag read his apology.... then check out his 30 reasons why eminem is bad for music excuse me while i change my pants

he's either seriously disturbed or very disillusioned and misinformed buahahahaha

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Well if LOTR was not a trilogy we would have to sit through a 9 hour movie. That would not have been cool. This dude needs to get a life.