20 minutes ago i got a phone call. The person talked really slow and it sounded like some teenage guy putting on a weird high pitched voice. It went like this:

me: hello
them: hello
pause
me: what?
them: what
me: fuck off
i hang up

I assumed it was someone messing about repeating what i say. So i call 1471 to get their number to get them back one day when im bored thinking maybe theyre stupid enough to forget to dial 141 to hide their number. So i get their number then 10 minutes later, another call:

me (sighing): hello
them: hello what did i do?
me: u phoned up without doing 141 first u stupid ****!
i hang up

Then a few minutes ago my dad comes in going nuts saying it was some girl wanting to talk to my brother, and she thought i was him or something. She phoned my (14 year old) brother on his mobile and told him what i said and he went yapping to my dad about it