that's right, i'm addicted to the oral spot-numbing ointment. i have a nasty sore spot on the right side of my upper lip from acting my age (i'm embarrassed to say) and squishing my lip between my canine tooth and (sigh) a beer tap while doing (sigh again) a keg stand.
so now i'm in a lot of pain unless i put this stuff on the raw spot a lot, especially before and after i eat. the tube says not to use it more than 3-4 times a day, but i think i've used it 3 times in the last hour and there's no telling how much more this morning.
Aug-21-2003 18:49
Orbax
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Sweet you have pics (keg stand not lip )
Aug-21-2003 20:04
blazed it
Chavtastic!
Registered: Oct 2001
Location: Beijing
just how long did your keg stand last? i hope it was a personal record, otherwise the injury would'nt have been worth it.
my personal record is about 45 seconds for hte keg stand.
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Aug-21-2003 20:07
occrider
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Location: New York
Obviously you have forgotten the timeless, indisputable simpsons addage ... "to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
How many seconds by the way?
edit: oops too late.
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Aug-21-2003 20:09
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mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
Cocaine is a much safer addiction than Anbesol, and will also take care of that problem.
Aug-21-2003 21:00
Orbax
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no seriously, how long was it...and 45 seconds? thats fucking ridiculous. doesnt sound like full pump. cuz thatd be like 8 beers
Aug-21-2003 21:25
KilldaDJ
birth.school.trance.death
Registered: Sep 2001
Location: tranceaddict wants to know your location
like that bonjela shit...
i had some of that crap, it tastes like mint or something nice and makes mouth numb when ulcer just pops up from nowhere
ulcer gone now and me killing myself smoking my death sticks
Originally posted by Orbax
no seriously, how long was it...and 45 seconds? thats fucking ridiculous. doesnt sound like full pump. cuz thatd be like 8 beers
yup 45 seconds, it's my PR man i took many a beating at the keg stands till i reached that point that one night. of course after i achieved the 45 seconds, i nearly barfed.... took quite a while for my stomach to settle but i didn't spew, needless to say i was quite proud of myself that night.
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Aug-21-2003 21:46
Orbax
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i must say im impressed then hehe. Thats rough.
Aug-21-2003 21:49
Streakfury
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Registered: Mar 2002
Location: 11th Dimension
Wots a keg stand?
Treasure this moment people - its not often a drunken uni student doesn't know everything about beer...
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Aug-21-2003 23:39
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mandroid
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Here
quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
Wots a keg stand?
Grab the edges of the top of the barrel with your two hands, and have two people hold up your legs above your head so you're basically upside down. Then suck on the tap while someone pumps it until you can't go anymore.
Aug-22-2003 00:15
Orbax
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Registered: Apr 2002
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quote:
Originally posted by Streakfury
Wots a keg stand?
Treasure this moment people - its not often a drunken uni student doesn't know everything about beer...
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