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Hello citizins.
we here at the birmingham evening mail have embarked upon a recrutment drive, we feel there are not enough wierd people in small wooden boxes on the streets of birmingham selling youy our shitty paper. we think that a satisfactory level would be one per street, perhaps with a view to expand one per person.
to acccomplish this we need you help, if you fit into the following criteria, you can become one of our prestigious staff salling the evening mail with pride:
1) you must be over 60
2) you must have no teeth
3) you must smell of piss or look like a smackhead (only one required)
4) you must be unable to say the word evening mail properly
5) you must have a beard (females only)
thankyou, and i hope we can be welcoming you as one of our wierdo-box-bastards very soon!
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