Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator

Q: You are stuck in an elevator with a tiger, a lion and a lawyer. You have a gun with just two bullets in it. What do you do?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice to make sure he''s dead.

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what do u call a forgetful dj??




A. Dj Eso







j/k


hmmm these threads tend to die out so quickly

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Originally posted by DJ El Kay Dee what do u call a forgetful dj?? A. Dj Eso j/k hmmm these threads tend to die out so quickly

But I give him credit for trying to lighten the spirit of TOTA's who have been plagued with endless amounts of bullshit.

Thanks Eso

Q: What did the photographer ask all the little children to say when he was taking their class photo?

A: PVD.

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Originally posted by Resnick Q: What did the photographer ask all the little children to say when he was taking their class photo? A: PVD.

nono..he said TIESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dr. Watson decided to help Sherlock Holmes quit his habit of smoking pipe. Every morning before Sherlock Holmes woke up, Dr. Watson stuck Holmes' pipe up the ass, in hope that the nasty smell will force Holmes to quit.

Years passed. Sherlock Holmes continued smoking. But Dr. Watson couldn't live without the pipe anymore.

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Originally posted by Durafei Dr. Watson decided to help Sherlock Holmes quit his habit of smoking pipe. Every morning before Sherlock Holmes woke up, Dr. Watson stuck Holmes' pipe up the ass, in hope that the nasty smell will force Holmes to quit. Years passed. Sherlock Holmes continued smoking. But Dr. Watson couldn't live without the pipe anymore.

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Originally posted by Resnick

i think Holmes was helpin Watson out ..

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Originally posted by dEsidEL i think Holmes was helpin Watson out ..

lol im from uoft, i have an excuse for being stupid

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Originally posted by Resnick

im too...

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Originally posted by LoCa im too...

well basically the joke means taht watson was addicted to takin it up the ass

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