Do you look at the toilet paper after wiping your ass??
I'm just bored & saw this poll on another forum.
Strange question, I know, but I want to make sure I'm not the only weirdo that does. Here's some interesting wiping-related stats:
The average tear is 5.90 sheets of TP.
44% wipe from front to back from behind their backs.
60% look at the paper after they wipe.
42% fold, 33% crumple, 8% do both fold and crumple, 6% wrap it around their hands.
50% say that they have wiped with leaves.
8% have wiped with their hands.
2% have wiped with money!
For those that do look, have you ever thought about why you do?
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Sep-18-2003 15:07
pfunk
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2003
Location: LATA #25
front to back ... always check ... just to make sure i am squeaky clean and when i deploy ... baby wipes, just to be extra sure
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Sep-18-2003 16:13
ResonantDrag
BeanAddict
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: just visiting
i look only cause i like to see my poo
Sep-18-2003 16:28
mkzoots
tranceaddict
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: Boston
Gotta look, just to see if you can distinctly make out anything that made it through the pipes.
"Corn, I didn't have any corn"
Sep-18-2003 16:44
Fraggle
trancEaddict Neverland
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Sydney, AUSTRALIA
front to back, look, fold, no leaves, no hands, no money
HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
cool poll
umm, always...except maybe the first couple of wipes 'cos i don't wanna see all that goop dripping off the square
I look i think cause i see if there is any poo cause you never can tell and to see if i need to take an extra swipe to get it all outa there diarrhea sucks when wiping thy ass it my ass hole is on fire and i have to give it a firm swipe and some times i get poo on my hand poo poo get the poo of my bum my bum bum
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Sep-23-2003 23:56
EliPsE
Gabi Diva
Registered: Jul 2002
Location: North Jersey
Most of the time, but if its really wet and brakes the toilet paper i just let go and get sum more. Other than not yea i look cuz i wipe the fold then wipe,pull my left ass cheek and make a lil square use my index finger get in deep and walla. lolol
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and when i deploy ... baby wipes, just to be extra sure
