Me DRUnJK! RIGHT NOW!!!





and my pride and joy,

Drill Instructor: How tall are you private?
Cowboy: Sir! Five foot nine, sir!
Drill Instructor: Five foot nine? I didn't know they stacked shit that high! You tryin' to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere, huh?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress! I think you been cheated! Where in the hell are you from anyway, private?
Cowboy: Sir! Texas, Sir!
Drill Instructor: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy. And you don't look much like a steer to me so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: Are you a peter puffer?
Cowboy: Sir! No Sir!
Drill Instructor: I'll bet you're the kinda guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

6 foot 2 bitch!



yeah, i love that movie!


if youre sayin im gay cuz i love my flower, Ill killllllll you ******

*********= N I G G E R

ium asyion that from fave chappels so I donbt get banned or some tshit

i'm saying you're a cowboy, not a queer

ok rock!

where the hell is everyone its gayer than a 2 dollar bill in here boy! She it....

i jsut erralized IM Awesome!

in an existential sense of course


ammmmm Albertsons brand OJ and monarch ocka co vodka! does it get ANY classier> probably not

Pass me an online shotglass. I wana try

*sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide(

yeehAW! fuck yah padnuh! quadruple shot O 100 proof AKA the 400 meter!

Some good shit

ha thats a fookin awesome smiley thingamaboboer

anyways...


ite. well im fuckin bored cuz theze people have something to do on thursdays apparntly. Monc, youre a ninjaa nd I dont even know hwhat that hell is up.

age, location, and how many people you killed today + theninja technique you used

fuck it. so Im 20/21 in 5 months

im in Seattle

Ill be in Romania this Winter, taking over some operations of the business my father is starting there this fall...should be fuckin awesome, plus Romanian chicks.

I dunno. i kinda killed some people racing today they were your average honda/acura shit so I dontknow if ninjaness was involced.


um. plus stuff

Im drunk right now its 250 am what do I do>