I love the gimp, he uses the total gym to perfection and i'm definetly impressed with his "full range of motion."

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loved the missing in action movies when i was younger. i like him. DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!

Too right, the MIA series is the pinnacle of movie achievements.

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didn't he lose a fight like 2 years ago?

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"Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever...

It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way

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Originally posted by Swamper "Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever... It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way

rotflmao. that's what i used to say to my ex gf basicly. cause she pretty much forced me to watch that stupid show every day, at 4:00

and i wanted to die each time.

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Originally posted by Swamper "Walker, Texas Ranger" has to be one of the funniest 'action' tv series ever... It always cracked me up how he'd walk into a room with like 20 guys and proceed to beat the fuck out of everyone... It'd be nonstop laughter, I'd look forward to that scene every show where the guys would just stand there hunched over waiting for the next kick to come their way

'Nuff said....Love those Total Gym info-mmercials......

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Originally posted by DrummeRaver86 'Nuff said....Love those Total Gym info-mmercials......

"Are you following me?"
"So what if I am?"
"Do you think you're a tough guy?"
"As tough as they come!"
"Okay... follow me."
*Chuck proceeds to show the thug Total Gym*

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chuck norris fuckin ownz i like it how he's allways killing the viet cong and shit and like comin up from behind and slitin there throat and how he's allways saving some guy who's his friend and is still being held capitive!! btw walker texas ranger is equally kick ass

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Chuck Norris stands no chance against Billy Blanks or Jean-Claude Vandamme (who both suck as well).

IMO, he's in the lower tier of martial arts actors. All non-asian martial arts actors are. Sorry, it's just the plain 'ol facts.

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my friend is a chuck addict

and his mega kick

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Originally posted by tranceboy I love the gimp, he uses the total gym to perfection and i'm definetly impressed with his "full range of motion."

At the end of this infomercial Chuck says that he has been using Total Gym for 27 yrs and he has seen gr8 results.


Loved his movies. Hate him now.