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| quote: | Boners, Stiffies and Hard-Ons
So you're pitching a tent, but you're not going camping. Woodies, stiffies, hard-ons, boners, or erections - whatever you call them they're a big part of life once a guy hits puberty.
What Causes an Erection?
An erection is when your penis gets hard. This happens when tubes in the spongy tissue of your penis fill up with blood. Many erections are caused by sexual arousal - like when you watch sexy television shows, think about someone who you think is really hot, or by being touched.
This sexual stimulation causes nerve cells in the penis to release nitrous oxide molecules (nitrous oxide is the same stuff laughing gas is made from.) The nitrous oxide combines with other chemicals in your body to relax the muscles and blood vessels in the penis. This allows greater blood flow to the penis. At the same time, the small veins in your penis tighten up and voila! - the erection is complete. But erections can also happen for no real reason - like when you get up in the morning, when you're just really relaxed, during a boring math class or when you eat a tasty sandwich. Usually an erection causes the penis to get longer, wider, and stand away from your body - but you probably already knew that part.
Can I Get Too Many Erections?
It's tough to say what a "normal" number of erections is. Some guys get several a day while others may not get any. It all depends on hormones which can change depending on age, sexual maturity, how often a guy exercises, or even how much sleep a guy gets.
What Can I Do to Hide or Avoid Erections?
A boner or an erection isn't controllable, so there's not much you can do to avoid getting them. It's totally normal to get them, but let's face it, they can show themselves at some pretty inconvenient times. So here's a few tips on covering up that stiffy that pops up when your daydreaming in science class or watching some of those national geographic videos.
1. Hold your binders or text books in front of your crotch.
2. Cover it up by wrapping your sweater or jacket around your waste.
3. Try tucking it away under your belt (should you be that lucky.)
4. Put your hands deep in your pocket so your jeans flex outwards, even with the boner. This is a last resort, since it's an old trick and a dead give away that you've got a hard-on.
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