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A womans body must have been designed by the council!!
Why?
Who else would put a SHITHOLE next to a PLAY AREA!!



Whats the difference between a woman and a bucket of KFC?
Because once you've past the tender breast and juicy thigh
all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.


Jack & Jill went up the hill so jack could lick jills fanny,
jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock cos jill's a fucking tranny


Message from BT: due to line testing your phone will vibrate for
10 seconds. So take this chance to shuv it up your ass and enjoy
BT making people cum together.


Essex girl enteres a sex shop-askes for a vibrator-man sez-pick
from our range on the wall-girl sez i'll take the red one-man sez
U CANT THATS OUR FIRE EXTINGUISHER


A woman askes her husband "how can i get bigger breasts"?
Her husban replies "Try rubbing toilet roll between them cos it
seems to have worked on your arse"