A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person."
The boy leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...15&pagenumber=7

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good one

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Originally posted by occrider http://www.tranceaddict.com/forums/...15&pagenumber=7

more come to this forum..and i doubt they would of gone through all those pages just to see this joke


so take it easy

and thats why i called it quick joke u bafoooon

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec more come to this forum..and i doubt they would of gone through all those pages just to see this joke so take it easy and thats why i called it quick joke u bafoooon

Shouldn't jokes belong in the humour section?

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Originally posted by occrider Shouldn't jokes belong in the humour section?

yeah... you are not allowed to have fun in the chill-out forums! That's an order

didnt u die in the bombings?

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Originally posted by kewlness yeah... you are not allowed to have fun in the chill-out forums! That's an order

Exactly ... this place isn't for funny stuff. How can I chill if there are jokes floating around???

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec didnt u die in the bombings?

Yes.

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Originally posted by occrider Exactly ... this place isn't for funny stuff. How can I chill if there are jokes floating around???

go chill on top of a dildo

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Originally posted by speedracer_mec go chill on top of a dildo

Marvelous improv! This jokes thread is getting better and better!

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Originally posted by occrider Marvelous improv! This jokes thread is getting better and better!

thanks bro!