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Originally posted by UglyDave My saturday night has just gotten worse! a couple of days ago i went to my bedroom to find an uncanny amount of flies in my room. i'd say there were almost 100. no joke. So i opened the windows and for rig of a shitload of them, then the rest i smacked with a towell. after all that i noticed about 30 dead flies laying on my floor. earlier this evening i came to my rom and noticed that the flies were all gone.. I'd assumed mammy had hoovered them up! Cheers mammy!! ..or so i thought.. At about 3:30 there, i woke up needing a drink, so i went down stairs to fetch a glass of oj.. i returned to bed and was just about sleeping again when i heard a tapping.. then a scratching.. i looked about my room, but couldn't see anything.. then heard the rummaging of little feet scarrering across my floor.. then tapping off my radiator.. So basically i've got rodents of some sort in my bedroom! great eh? thought i'd share that with ya's!! ** David ** I'm afraid to go back to bed

oh lordy fuck.

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Is Your Room like really messy or something?

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Originally posted by joeh Is Your Room like really messy or something?

cleaned it on friday actually, and it's really clean now..

although i did kinda tear the curtains off the rails a bit while swatting flies...

get the sticky tape for the flies

is your room dirty or something? are there any holes in your walls?

you know they'll eat you alive don't you, rats that is... right through you as your sleep, painful too.

well, the house's only 11 years old and i'm not aware of any holes.. Room's generally clean too.. Sleepin in the spare bedroom now Those fools wont know where to look for me there!!! muuhhaha!!!

We had 1 mouse in the garage, now I think it's 2. The stupid things are chewing up stuff, and crapping all over the place. My mom is one of those weirdos, who doesn't want to kill them. She bought one of those electronic things that you plug in, that supposedly sends out a sound that the mice don't like, and they will leave. Yeah, shes a genius alright, 2 weeks ago she had me close up all the holes leading out of the garage, around vents, etc. So how are the mice supposed to leave?!

Emil

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I think statistically we are all, at most, 5m from at least one rat at any time.

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Ask a neighbour or anyone if u can borrow their cat. Put it in ur room and ull soon be rid of any mice.

we've got 3 dogs. so that might do the job! but if i left them in over night they'd shit all over the place..

mouse trap'll have to do!

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Originally posted by Emil We had 1 mouse in the garage, now I think it's 2. The stupid things are chewing up stuff, and crapping all over the place. My mom is one of those weirdos, who doesn't want to kill them. She bought one of those electronic things that you plug in, that supposedly sends out a sound that the mice don't like, and they will leave. Yeah, shes a genius alright, 2 weeks ago she had me close up all the holes leading out of the garage, around vents, etc. So how are the mice supposed to leave?! Emil

Inteligent mother alright I think all women who pass the age of 40 become incompetent + stupid